7/20 @ Rangers: A Gallimaufry of Stupidity

[The_Destroyah]

OK IM DOWN...

[Dutchy]

IS ANYONE UP FOR CAPS MOJO?

 

WE NEED ALL THE MOJO WE CAN GET!

[Spudboy]

Sweet' date=' I get the NESN feed! It always looks a lot clearer than the other feeds.[/quote']

 

Too bad you wont see the commercials!

 

"Manny's World Famous Paint and Hahdwair in Taunton"

"And Remember, you haven't lived till you been heah!"

 

I tried to emulate the low class eastern Mass accent theyah.

[VA Sox Fan]

Why do I think Smoltz gets torched tonight?

 

Because you are pretty much a "glass half empty" kinda guy.

[Spudboy]

OK, I GUESS.

[Dutchy]

ELLSBURY STRUCK OUT, BUT HE DID A GOOD JOB GETTING THE REST OF THE TEAM A GOOD LUCK AT MILLWOOD'S PITCHES.

[VA Sox Fan]

Sweet' date=' I get the NESN feed! It always looks a lot clearer than the other feeds.[/quote']

 

Yeah, rub it in. I've have the crappy Ranger's feed.

[Spudboy]

ELLSBURY STRUCK OUT' date=' BUT HE DID A GOOD JOB GETTING THE REST OF THE TEAM A GOOD LUCK AT MILLWOOD'S PITCHES.[/quote']

 

MINUTIA.

[TheKilo]

Because you are pretty much a "glass half empty" kinda guy.

 

Probably.

 

Here's hoping he proves me wrong.

[Youk Of The Nation]

There's one kind of mojo I've tried

In the past, when Ortiz hit a slide

I'll bring limericks back right

and post them all night

Until the Sox turn the tide

[VA Sox Fan]

Yeah' date=' rub it in. I've have the crappy Ranger's feed. [/quote']

 

OOPS, I MEANT: YEAH, RUB IT IN. I HAVE THE CRAPPY RANGER'S FEED.

[Spudboy]

Yeah' date=' rub it in. I've have the crappy Ranger's feed. [/quote']

 

ARE YOU ON MLB/SOMETHING OR ARE YOU ON THE "OTHER" SITE?

[VA Sox Fan]

Probably.

 

Here's hoping her proves me wrong.

 

Yeah me too.

 

GO YOUK!

[VA Sox Fan]

ARE YOU ON MLB/SOMETHING OR ARE YOU ON THE "OTHER" SITE?

 

MLB EXTRA INNINGS THRU VERIZON.

 

THANKS TO YOUR HOOK UP WITH THE "OTHER" SITE, I WAS ABLE TO SEE THE GAME SAT!

[Dutchy]

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT WE'VE HAD OUR NORMAL, HEALTHY LINEUP SINCE APRIL 9TH.

[schillingouttheks]

CAPS mojo at its finest right there.

[TedWilliams101]

I love that Big Papi is back. Another shot that just misses leaving the park.

[The_Destroyah]

PAPIIII!!!!

[Dutchy]

Damn, thought that ball was headed out...

[VA Sox Fan]

PAPI PAPI PAPI!

[Spudboy]

I WAS HOPING TO SEE LUMBERING INTO 3RD! DRAT.

 

1-ZIP.

[SCM33]

Jason Bay being Jason Bay, I dislike him more and more with these contract squabbles and recent performance.

[Dutchy]

I WAS HOPING TO SEE LUMBERING INTO 3RD! DRAT.

 

1-ZIP.

 

Crazy Legs Ortiz is a fundamentally sound base runner. He knows you never make the 3rd out at 3rd.

[Youk Of The Nation]

An RBI double, for free

As the outfielder wasn't able to see

The bright Texas sun

Helped bring in that run

I'm only stopping limericks at three

[The_Destroyah]

got on the board early, that is a good sign...

[VA Sox Fan]

WISH CAPS MOJO COULD HELP BAY OUT OF THIS SLUMP!!!

[Dutchy]

The Boston LOBsters!

 

1 runner left stranded...

[TedWilliams101]

Bay has to get it started this series.

[ms_sox]

I like when we take an early lead. I like it even better when we actually keep that lead.

 

C'mon Smoltz.

[Spudboy]

There's one kind of mojo I've tried

In the past, when Ortiz hit a slide

I'll bring limericks back right

and post them all night

Until the Sox turn the tide

 

There once was a man from Boston

who drove down to the Cape in an Austin

He had room for his ass, a gallon of gas

But his balls hung out, so he lost 'em.