Cinco de Mayo at the New Toilet

[jacksonianmarch]

But my dick would be worthless without you, I love you honey bun

You know a stain on the floor? Im the stain and your the mop the mops me up, you know man? please come with me. do you know Hideki Okajimas address? Id like to "meat" him

 

Essentially, I just told you to go kill yourself

[RHS]

"The Red Sox win-loss totals are a bit skewed because of that 11 game winning streak."

 

- Michael Kay

 

He is channeling Joe Morgan STRONG tonight.

[TheKilo]

Joba is the YES player of the game

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

What a retarded network.

[jacksonianmarch]

Michael Kay is a tool.

[OkajimaIsAjapanesehotty]

Essentially' date=' I just told you to go kill yourself[/quote']Cmon jacky whats with you? its Ronda? you don't remember me sweet thing? the hot japanese student cheering for you at your minor league games"

J!!!

A!!!!

C!!!!!

K!!!!!!

S!!!!

O!!!!

N!!!!

 

JACKSON!!!!!!!

[Jasonbay44]

Nice AB Pedroia.

[castigs850]

AK-47 is the tool

Don't make me act the motherf***in fool

Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe

I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily

yo weekly, monthly and yearly

until them dumb motherf***ers see clearly

that I'm down with the capital C-P-T

Boy you can't f*** with me

So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck

Coz Ice Cube is crazy as f***

As I leave, believe I'm stompin

but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton

[ACL BoSox]

I love how the announcers are saying Jaba had a great game. This would be true if you took out the first inning, otherwise he showed flashes of brilliance with a wide strikezone tonight.

[Cocos Disciples]

What's the name of the home plate ump?

[jacksonianmarch]

AK-47 is the tool

Don't make me act the motherf***in fool

Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe

I'm knockin niggaz out tha box, daily

yo weekly, monthly and yearly

until them dumb motherf***ers see clearly

that I'm down with the capital C-P-T

Boy you can't f*** with me

So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck

Coz Ice Cube is crazy as f***

As I leave, believe I'm stompin

but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton

 

I see.

[OkajimaIsAjapanesehotty]

You f***ing tool, you said the n-word.

Im gonna have to go japense on your ass. you see Japanese people like me are pussies we make fat people do our work. cc sabathia will be on your doorstep tomorrow.

 

don't be racist

be nicist

its mean to hate but its great to love

[TheKilo]

Kay bitching about the number of trips to the mound that Varitek takes.

[OkajimaIsAjapanesehotty]

hey ive been wondering

what the f*** is a kilo?

[ORS]

Mike DiMuro.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

You f***ing tool, you said the n-word.

Im gonna have to go japense on your ass. you see Japanese people like me are pussies we make fat people do our work. cc sabathia will be on your doorstep tomorrow.

 

don't be racist

be nicist

its mean to hate but its great to love

chink

[TheKilo]

Melancon is sickkkkkkkkkkk

[OkajimaIsAjapanesehotty]

Bases loaded for everyones favorite canadian!!!

[msubulldogs21]

Kay bitching about the number of trips to the mound that Varitek takes.

 

So he has something in common with Tim McCarver, then.

[Cocos Disciples]

Melancon is sickkkkkkkkkkk

 

Mariano II.

[TheKilo]

WOuld love a cheap porch shot here.

[OkajimaIsAjapanesehotty]

chink

 

Are you saying im hot or are you reffering to my dick?

[jacksonianmarch]

he cant locate right now

[ORS]

I'm only on gameday, but from the results, the Yankees have a fine graduate from the Javier Lopez School of Relief Pitching in Mark Melancon.

[Jasonbay44]

Bases are loaded? Or is Okajima guy being a dumb ass, gameday has 2 on..

[jacksonianmarch]

good night

[Cocos Disciples]

Walks em loaded.

[TheKilo]

For those who can, turn it to YES right now

 

It is deeeeelicious

[OkajimaIsAjapanesehotty]

bases loaded walked yeah bitch yeah!!!!!! I love this s*** ohhhhh yah i love jayson werth

[Cocos Disciples]

For those who can, turn it to YES right now

 

It is deeeeelicious

 

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