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Why does Joe Morgan suck so much at announcing a simple baseball game?  

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  1. 1. Why does Joe Morgan suck so much at announcing a simple baseball game?

    • Latent concussion from playing days
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    • He's just really, really stupid
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    • He's just really, really, REALLY stupid
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    • A large brain tumor in the shape of Jon Miller's penis
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    • His mom used to beat him in the skull with a frying pan
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I'm sorry to be so naive' date=' who is Melancon? MDC?[/quote']

 

Mark Melancon, the Yankees rookie who just pitched 2 innings. According to Jacko is the closer of the future, they should start making his plaque now to save money, probably has huge gonads, etc.

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Well' date=' not a Joe, but certainly a Morgan. :lol:[/quote']

 

OMIGOD CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!

 

Haha, welcome man.

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Hello there! What are your opinions on sacrifice bunts' date=' Dave Concepcion, and actually watching baseball games?[/quote']

 

And moneyball, and computers?

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OMIGOD CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!

 

Haha, welcome man.

 

I think you are the first person who's ever asked me that.

 

Thanks! B)

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Now I have that damn Biz Markie song stung in my head.

 

Oh baby youuuuuuuuuuuuu you got what i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

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Welcome!

 

Thanks!

 

Hello there! What are your opinions on sacrifice bunts' date=' Dave Concepcion, and actually watching baseball games?[/quote']

 

Not enough guys know how to bunt well any longer. Lost art!

 

Dave was a pretty good player!

 

Love watching baseball games, as opposed to announcing them. :D

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