The Ten Types of Red Sox Fans

[TheKilo]

http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story/10829129?spin051608

 

7. The lady Red Sox fan

 

In brief: Loves the Sox, is a girl.

 

Favorite Sox: JAAACOOOOBEEEEEEEE!

 

Most cherished souvenir: Photo of left boob signed by Bronson Arroyo.

 

Recent statement: "Caitlin, it's Kritsin. Me and Caitlin and Kristy and Kristin are gonna go ovah to Jacoby's girlfriend's house and toilet papah her cah again!"

 

Hahahaha

[BSN07]

10. The displaced Red Sox fan

In brief: Grew up in New England, now lives elsewhere. Still closely follows the Red Sox, goes to Boston-friendly bars, sees the team when they come to town ... and is constantly apologizing for the behavior of Sox fans 2-9.

 

Favorite Sox: They're "actual" fans, so the "everyone but Lugo" rule applies.

 

Most cherished souvenir: Local newspaper clipping from 2007 World Series hanging on office wall.

 

Recent statement: "Well, not everyone from Boston talks like that."

 

If they saw a Yankees fan at the Kenmore Square Dunkin' Donuts, they'd: Be happy it's someone else getting yelled at for once.

 

 

Me:thumbsup:

[VandaleIndustries]

Gotta go with number 10, and then modify it, you know, just to add a little of my own personality:

 

10. The displaced Red Sox fan

 

In brief: Grew up in New England, now lives elsewhere. Still closely follows the Red Sox, goes to Boston-friendly bars, sees the team when they come to town ... and is constantly apologizing for the behavior of Sox fans 2-9, although has been known to join in with Sox fan #4 from time to time... You know, minus the whole loving the yankees thing.

 

Favorite Sox: They're "actual" fans, so the "everyone but Lugo" rule applies.

 

Most cherished souvenir: Authentic Wakefield road jersey bought by my father for Christmas last year. Because he's a true, New Jersey born and raised, yankee fan and I know it killed him to buy it.

Recent statement: "Well, not everyone from Boston talks like that."

 

If they saw a Yankees fan at the Kenmore Square Dunkin' Donuts, they'd: Be happy it's someone else getting yelled at for once.

[Mr Crunchy]

i wonder if the authoir hung his fiancee out the 4th story window after she laffed at his tears after game 6 in shea.

thats the 11th kind of sox fan

the capable of homicide if they lose sox fan

[jmcc]

Hahah too good.