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tell that to Kyle Farnsworth. Worlds of talent. Tiny testicles.

 

Tiny. I've heard Hansen's are huge. They actually weigh him down when he runs and doctors believe their sheer mass stunted his growth by about 3 inches. He's supposed to be 6'8. Isn't that strange? :dunno:

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Tiny. I've heard Hansen's are huge. They actually weigh him down when he runs and doctors believe their sheer mass stunted his growth by about 3 inches. He's supposed to be 6'8. Isn't that strange? :dunno:

 

must be filled with water...

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now that is a sight that I never want to consider again. Nothing like the flaming mullet of love.

 

:lol: I laughed so hard at myself when that image flashed through my mind. With the porn mustache and everything...

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Hansens problem isn't balls. Its with the other organ we are capable of thinking with: the brain. The kid is kind of a moron. Excels against low minor league and college talent cause the hitters until AAA are stupid. Now he is learning how to set guys up. He will learn, and will excel again. He has a monster arm. Great FB, sinker and used to have a great slider, I can't imagine it disappearing and never coming back and I haven't seen him pitch in awhile so I don't know if it is back, but I know he has trouble setting guys up. He will learn not to suck.
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Sooo according to NESN' date=' this white sox bullpen has a 17+ ERA over the last 60 games. How far will the Sox bend over for them as well?[/quote']

 

Wow, those should be some pretty unsteep odds. Hmmm.... we will see.

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Hansens problem isn't balls. Its with the other organ we are capable of thinking with: the brain. The kid is kind of a moron. Excels against low minor league and college talent cause the hitters until AAA are stupid. Now he is learning how to set guys up. He will learn' date=' and will excel again. He has a monster arm. Great FB, sinker and used to have a great slider, I can't imagine it disappearing and never coming back and I haven't seen him pitch in awhile so I don't know if it is back, but I know he has trouble setting guys up. He will learn not to suck.[/quote']

 

I agree with this. If he does he could be very, very valuable.

 

Pretty looking pop-up Coco.... <_>

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Hansens problem isn't balls. Its with the other organ we are capable of thinking with: the brain. The kid is kind of a moron. Excels against low minor league and college talent cause the hitters until AAA are stupid. Now he is learning how to set guys up. He will learn' date=' and will excel again. He has a monster arm. Great FB, sinker and used to have a great slider, I can't imagine it disappearing and never coming back and I haven't seen him pitch in awhile so I don't know if it is back, but I know he has trouble setting guys up. He will learn not to suck.[/quote']

 

Right now, he is the one being set up. His era is 5.5 in AAA with a .306BAA and a 2.06WHIP. Yes, that is a 2.06WHIP. And he is walking 6.5 batters per 9. Right now, he is being skullf***ed into oblivion.

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It might just take one really nice classic Fenway Red Sox win to get this team going in the right direction. In recent years those games have had a nice impact, including earlier this year when Manny hit a late inning home run against Toronto--I believe--in a Dice-K start.
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Right now' date=' he is the one being set up. His era is 5.5 in AAA with a .306BAA and a 2.06WHIP. Yes, that is a 2.06WHIP. And he is walking 6.5 batters per 9. Right now, he is being skullf***ed into oblivion.[/quote']

 

That's some dark s*** there jacksonianmarch. He has about 2 years left to figure his stuff out before he's an "old" prospect. He's already in the "mature" prospect category, at 23 years old. He's also one who they have had to put a lot of work into. Who knows, but at least he starts with the right tools.

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f***ing right. I'm all for Pedroia as rookie of the year. (is he eligible?)

 

Should be. He only had 89 at-bats last year and he didn't spend 45 days on the roster before the rosters expanded.

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That's some dark s*** there jacksonianmarch. He has about 2 years left to figure his stuff out before he's an "old" prospect. He's already in the "mature" prospect category' date=' at 23 years old. He's also one who they have had to put a lot of work into. Who knows, but at least he starts with the right tools.[/quote']

 

He has the tools, but if you give a donkey the tools to build a house, he'll likely just eat, piss and s*** with nothing getting done. This is what Hansen is doing with his tools. CORRECTION: This is what the opposition is doing to his tools.

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If Manny hits into a DP, I won't watch the rest of this series out of depression and I'm going to bed. That will basically be it for me. The straw that breaks the camels back. Sick of this sluggish offense right now....

 

Come on Manny, put one on the pike.

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