Baseball Fantasies

[He Hate Me]

You know you've had these. Watching a game 7, or maybe just while sitting on the train. You dream about the things you would do on the field if you somehow discoevred Aladdin's lamp. And please, keep it G rated.

 

My baseball fantasy is being a ambidextrous pitcher. I know there was one who pitched an inning of relief in the 90s, and I think the Red Sox used to have one also. I daydream sometimes and imagine myself striking out Ortiz from the left side with a Unit-like slider, and then doing the same to Manny from the right side. It's a bit silly, I know, but I think it would be pretty cool thing to watch.

 

I would also love to see a closer named whose last name was Goldberg. They could play the Goldberg theme song from WCW and have the crowd chant "Goldberg" while he walks to the mound with fireworks going off in the background.

[a700hitter]

You know you've had these. Watching a game 7, or maybe just while sitting on the train. You dream about the things you would do on the field if you somehow discoevred Aladdin's lamp. And please, keep it G rated.

 

My baseball fantasy is being a ambidextrous pitcher. I know there was one who pitched an inning of relief in the 90s, and I think the Red Sox used to have one also. I daydream sometimes and imagine myself striking out Ortiz from the left side with a Unit-like slider, and then doing the same to Manny from the right side. It's a bit silly, I know, but I think it would be pretty cool thing to watch.

 

I would also love to see a closer named whose last name was Goldberg. They could play the Goldberg theme song from WCW and have the crowd chant "Goldberg" while he walks to the mound with fireworks going off in the background.

Unless you are a chick, your fantasies should include breasts and pussy. Get a grip.

[He Hate Me]

Unless you are a chick, your fantasies should include breasts and pussy. Get a grip.

 

vulgar and immature, what a surprise.

[Soxfan1]

When i get bored, i think of crisps catch and imagine several web jems i wish i could pull on my baseball team. My hitting isnt the best so i could do something helpful for the team.

[a700hitter]

vulgar and immature, what a surprise.

I was just trying to be helpful. He seems to be going down a very unhealthy path.