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William the Conquerer pretended to retreat during the Battle of Hastings, allowing Harold's army to come and try salvage equipment from the dead on the battlefield. Then William stormed back on and massacred them all. That's badass if you ask me.

 

William I may have fooled a guy who couldn't read, but he never threw the emperor of China down his stairs, and accidently urinated on him.

 

Besides, he can't match this:

 

f***ING RIGHT

http://www.bobotheseal.com/temp/WIP/mongol_warrior_textureWIP02.jpg

 

f***ING WRONG

http://www.modellbau-universe.de/uploadfiles/original/mmo_32079.jpg

 

Look at that bitch protect himself with a shield.

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That's one way to jinx him...

For real. Shouldn't come as any surprise, though. It seems like half this board will say the Yankees are "done" if they lose 2 straight in April.

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That "bitch" would javeline that f***ing pansy ass through the heart in a SECOND. He's wearing CHAIN MAIL AND A HELMET. He's INVINCIBLE against that huge ass slashy thing. Try again.

 

Middle ages pours hot oil all over the f***ing mongols.

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That "bitch" would javeline that f***ing pansy ass through the heart in a SECOND. He's wearing CHAIN MAIL AND A HELMET. He's INVINCIBLE against that huge ass slashy thing. Try again.

 

Middle ages pours hot oil all over the f***ing mongols.

 

Too bad the Mongols ride horses faster then Maurice Clarett can drive cars away from police. The Norman would hear a faint noise, look up, and get an arrow through the face. Chain mail don't have s*** on Mongol arrows.

 

The only thing that stops the Mongols are storms. They don't know how to sail ships, either. (f***ing Japanese)

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Too bad the Mongols ride horses faster then Maurice Clarett can drive cars away from police.

I should hope so, since he always gets caught.

 

The Norman would hear a faint noise, look up, and get an arrow through the face. Chain mail don't have s*** on Mongol arrows.

 

The only thing that stops the Mongols are storms. They don't know how to sail ships, either. (f***ing Japanese)

That's crap! The dark age badasses would smell those unwashed Mongols coming from a mile away, erect the VERY SAME anti-horse measures as seen in Braveheart and massacre those weenies.

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That's crap! The dark age badasses would smell those unwashed Mongols coming from a mile away, erect the VERY SAME anti-horse measures as seen in Braveheart and massacre those weenies.

 

The Mongols went against the Knights Templar and pushed their s*** in. Though, those anti-horse measures, aren't going to help from 300 yards away, even if Mel Gibson shows his ass.

 

(Those dark age badasses probably smell just as bad as the Mongols. Therefore, any tactical advantedges from smell is probably neutralized.)

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Did someone besmirch the Japanese? You don't want this Japanese badass involved...

 

http://www.icbernareggio.it/ragazzi/pokemon/pikachu.gif

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The Mongols went against the Knights Templar and pushed their s*** in. Though, those anti-horse measures, aren't going to help from 300 yards away, even if Mel Gibson shows his ass.

Again, I refer you to Braveheart. They crouch down like Terminator traveling through time with their shields over their heads. Arrows can't touch them!

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I used to like Lenny Clarke years ago, but I think his career jumped the shark about 10 years ago. But the Mel Gibson stuff is making me chuckle. I like the Braveheart references too.
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