Clemens Signs With Astros

[CrespoBlows]

I certainly do. I can't WAIT until this guy retires.

 

But then we'll have to do it all over again when his HOF year comes up.

 

As much as I wanted Roger Clemens to become a Boston Red Sox again, I'm going to have to agree with yeszir.

 

Clemens had ZERO intention of returning to Boston or New York. If he really cared about winning, do you think he would have signed with the Houston Astros? They were so pumped by the Clemens return, that they promptly lost five games in a row. I mean, what the hell is Roger Clemens going to do to save the Astros? Andy Pettite isn't going to benefit with Roger sitting next to him, because Roger is gone when Pettite toes the rubber. Even if Pettite does turn it around, the Astros still have Wandy Rodriguez, and Taylor Buchholtz at the back of that rotation. That's Matt Clement and Lenny Dinardo bad. I won't get into how s***** that offense it.

 

The Astros suck, and we'll probably have another media circus of "Where's Roger Clemens going, today?" come July. It'll be the same answer, nowhere.

[Moose]

Jeff Brantley even discussed how he pitched, what he pitched, and how everyone in the stadium got free windshield washer fluid by Clemens getting 6 K

 

 

f***ing Jeff Brantley with all his hand gestures while he "analyzes."