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New Orleans Hornets forward Chris Anderson has been dismissed by the NBA for violating the league's drug policy. He can not apply for reinstatement for another two years.

 

I have two questions regarding this matter:

 

1). Do the 4 years-$14 million remaining on his contract count towards the Hornets' salary cap?

 

2). What drug was it?

 

I have no clue what the answer to the first question is. But I think I can take an intelligent stab at the second. My guess...heroin. Why?

 

He had to be on something intense during his dunk contest performance, or lack thereof. And it has to be a drug that is extremily addictive. A drug that would make one want to use often enough to look in the mirror, with Anderson's hair, and say: "I think these locks are working for me."

 

So I purport to you, hoopsbuzz.com readers, and there are more than five of you now, that it was Chris Anderson, sticking himself with a needle, in the locker room.

 

Clue is a great board game.

 

Cheers,

 

-J. Shnider-

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