Steroid Only League

[BrentD22]

-How funny and great would it be to have a league made up of steriods only players!

 

-They could also take cocaine, crack, weed, pain killers, and any other drug of their choice.

 

-Cheating would be part of the game as long as the umps don't see.

 

-Corked bats would be the rule, juiced bats, oh and if you hit the batter he still has to get up quick beat you up before he gets 1st base.

 

-A suicide squize would result from a batter diving into a fast ball and hitting the ball with his helmet instead of bunting.

 

-The DH to make things even would have to take a shot of hot damb every inning.

 

- They would bring back duffies cliff, but make it a real 100 foot drop off into a pit of spikes.

 

- Fans could hang out on the field and attempt to interfer with play. Although players could hit fans when ever they wish.

 

- To add in play each player would be allowed to carry a set of ninja stars to throw at fans or the oppsing team.

 

Please suggest more rules we could add. When I win the lotto I'm starting this league up!

[Sox fan in Tex]

Make sure you have Giambi, Sheffield and Palmeiro join.

[Soxfan1]

Just like the WWE.

[element1151]

You mean the XFL.

 

We could have the XBL. Also have fan interaction, if a ball goes into the stands, it is still live! Haven't you ever wanted to see players jump the fence and run up the stairs to catch foul balls, or Home Run balls? It would be great!

[Sox Fan on Cape]

Don't they call it the Prison Intramual Leisure League ( aka Pill ), where eveyone gets a shot to play ?

[Sox fan in Tex]

And maybe once in a while, they "Steroid Only League" could play a few games against the regular Major League Baseball teams.

 

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[BrentD22]

XBL = Xtrem Baseball League

 

or maybe

 

XDVBL = Xtrem Drug and Violence Baseball League

 

ya thats it. I can't wait to win some money. I'll be sure to send scouts to the rehab centers. I'll make a deal with MLB to send their suspended and banned players to my league. A creative incentive for players would be MDT stat = Most Drugs Taken.

 

The white lines on the field (guess what) they are not made of chalk.

 

Pine tar would have the cream version of steriods (only sticky).

 

No pads, helmets, or protective gear of any kind would be allowed (except knuckle tape).

 

A base runner would hold on to his bat (not throw it on the ground after hitting the ball), but he would hang onto it just incase he needs it for something. Like throwing it at the catcher before sliding into home.