Dear Yankees fans:

[Sox fan in Tex]

On behalf of baseball fans everywhere, I'd just like to congratulate you on your teams 11-4 throttling at Tampa Bay. I mean, hey...who expects a $205 million dollar team to win games? A .407 winning % sounds about right.

 

P.S. DADDY will be on ESPN Wednesday night. Make sure to bring a pencil and paper to take notes on how a starter is supposed to pitch, how to play center field, and what a team that wants to be better than 11-16 is supposed to look like.

 

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[element1151]

Ahhhhhh. What a great time to be a Yankee hater. All those years are finally paying off to see some regualr season destruction of the Yanks.

[YANKEESRULE]

On behalf of baseball fans everywhere, I'd just like to congratulate you on your teams 11-4 throttling at Tampa Bay. I mean, hey...who expects a $205 million dollar team to win games? A .407 winning % sounds about right.

 

P.S. DADDY will be on ESPN Wednesday night. Make sure to bring a pencil and paper to take notes on how a starter is supposed to pitch, how to play center field, and what a team that wants to be better than 11-16 is supposed to look like.

 

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Just wait. This won't happen all year. Like I said before this is the year that the Sith will have their Revenge. Star Wars Episode III revenge of the Evil empire.

 

P.S. Wanted to congradulate you on wining that series against Tampa B.. Oh wait never mind. Putz.

[Sox fan in Tex]

I knew it was coming...and no one believed me when I predicted the Sox to win the East. They all said New York would take it again.

 

The thing is, I believe it's going to be like this for the next several years. The Yankees have such an older team, and you can't just go out and buy old guys. It's about team chemistry.

[Sox fan in Tex]

Just wait. This won't happen all year. Like I said before this is the year that the Sith will have their Revenge. Star Wars Episode III revenge of the Evil empire.

 

P.S. Wanted to congradulate you on wining that series against Tampa B.. Oh wait never mind. Putz.

 

The NEW AND IMPROVED Yankees excuse: It's only MAY.

 

P.S. I want to congratulate (the correct way to spell it) you and your team on now going for 4th series in a row that you blow. Not to mention three of the four series before that were: f'ing up against the birds, losing 2 of 3 against DADDY, and being swept at Camden Yards.

 

P.P.S. Are you nutless bovines really that dumb to talk smack back to us? What are you going to say...we have 26 rings? *snicker*

[Sox fan in Tex]

Also to note, once again...Texas teams have SCOREBOARD on your loud mouth pussies:

 

Astros no-hit Yankees at THE TOILET:

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Mark Teixeira rounds the bases as the Rangers EMBARASS the Yankees at home:

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[YANKEESRULE]

The NEW AND IMPROVED Yankees excuse: It's only MAY.

 

P.S. I want to congratulate (the correct way to spell it) you and your team on now going for 4th series in a row that you blow. Not to mention three of the four series before that were: f'ing up against the birds, losing 2 of 3 against DADDY, and being swept at Camden Yards.

 

P.P.S. Are you nutless bovines really that dumb to talk smack back to us? What are you going to say...we have 26 rings? *snicker*

 

First of all the Sox will not win the East. its either gonna be the Yanks or the O's. Sorry for ya. The Sox are in worse shape then we are. 3 of your starting rotation are in the crapper.Ok Ok, I know what your gonna say Wright, brown. well 2 is better then 3. Your bullpen is a disater. Foulke who??? How's Mariano doing oh yea pretty damn good. why don't look at your own teams problems before you go and do and do like a idiotic moron Red sox fan that you are and worry about the Yanks. Usually I let a lot of things go when it goes to bashing the Yanks on here, because its all in good fun, but with you I can't let it go. Because you don't know a goddamn thing about baseball. So why don't you take your dick out of that cow your f***ing and go learn sumpin'.

 

P.S. What are you gonna say we have 6 rings (snicker), what a f***ing idiot!!!

 

I apologize to all the classy Sox fans that I had the pleasure to meet on here.

[yeszir]

3 of your starting rotation are in the crapper.Ok Ok, I know what your gonna say Wright, brown. well 2 is better then 3. Your bullpen is a disater. Foulke who??? How's Mariano doing oh yea pretty damn good. why don't look at your own teams problems before you go and do and do like a idiotic moron Red sox fan that you are and worry about the Yanks.

I'm sorry to say, but you're wrong. Sure, the sox are having problems, but they're paling in comparison to your guys. Our team may be half dead, but we're 3.5 games up on you, and you have a losing record in May. Sometimes sox fans have a point, but you've just got your yankee blinders on. The amount of rings your team has won compared to us has nothing to do with this.

 

Even after the team gets shuffled around (If I hear "New Look Yankees" one more time I'm gonna punch someone), you still lose by 7 to the D-Rays. And Kevin Brown sucks.

 

As for the O's (your pick for the division winners if its not the yankees), they have absolutely no shot at winning. There lineup is killer, yes, but they have no pitching. Once Brian Roberts begins to perform at a human level, they're done. And its not like they have an 11 game lead here. They're only 3 up on the sox and 2 up on the jays.

 

If the yankees continue to lose like this, I give it 3 months before you're rooting for another team.

[YANKEESRULE]

I'm sorry to say, but you're wrong. Sure, the sox are having problems, but they're paling in comparison to your guys. Our team may be half dead, but we're 3.5 games up on you, and you have a losing record in May. Sometimes sox fans have a point, but you've just got your yankee blinders on. The amount of rings your team has won compared to us has nothing to do with this.

 

Even after the team gets shuffled around (If I hear "New Look Yankees" one more time I'm gonna punch someone), you still lose by 7 to the D-Rays. And Kevin Brown sucks.

 

As for the O's (your pick for the division winners if its not the yankees), they have absolutely no shot at winning. There lineup is killer, yes, but they have no pitching. Once Brian Roberts begins to perform at a human level, they're done. And its not like they have an 11 game lead here. They're only 3 up on the sox and 2 up on the jays.

 

If the yankees continue to lose like this, I give it 3 months before you're rooting for another team.

 

Nope I'll never root for another team except the phils in the National league. I think your wrong. You just said it 3.5 games up what is that that's nothing to overcome in baseball, every team has a slump, your teams in a slump right, some last long some don't last so long. I'll admit we suck right now, alls I'm saying is they'll get out of it, George won't let this happen. as for the O's I think your wrong, I think they are for real. They may not win the division but they'll be the Wild Card. I still think the Yanks will win it, not because I'm a Yanks fan but, because I've watched enough baseball to realize what can and cannot be done. you wait I think something is about to happen and I don't think it will be in the Red Sox favor.

[SuperManny]

big difference between the Sox and Yanks is that the Sox have had a 3 game win streak this year. before you start predicting the Yanks will finish ahead of the Sox how about you wait for your team to have ONE win streak this year. Also the yanks have had something like 17 out of the first 25 games at home. its only gonna get worse.

 

We should start predicting when they finally get their first win streak this year. Im thinking early June maybe.

[BigPapiEnFuego]

The yankees have won like 2 series this year, right? LMAO. I don't care what anyone says, they suck. Sure the red sox got some problems right now, but hell, at least they are not a retirement home for washed up ex-superstars who will never perform to the level they once did.

[RedSoxRooter]

I'm lovin it. I've been waiting for the Yanks to finally start sucking on a yearly basis, and now it seems I'll get my wish for the next couple of years.

 

Everyone is loving it. I was listening to the Braves game today and the announcers spent a good inning laughing about how much the Yankees suck this year. How old they are and how much all the other teams in baseball are laughing at them. It made for a great lunch!

[Sox fan in Tex]

Sox are in worse shape then we are.

 

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! That should be someone's sig, if no one calls it, I'll take it. Are you joking, you nutless moron? You have a .407 winning percentage and are looking up at everyone in the division except Tampa Bay, who's already proven superiority to you.

 

You suck, just admit it.

 

Because you don't know a goddamn thing about baseball. So why don't you take your dick out of that cow your f***ing and go learn sumpin'.

 

BWAHAHAHA!!! Mercy reply. Your pathetic, your team is doing horribly and all you can do is make a reference towards a Star Wars movie and make fun of the state of Texas. I honestly can't remember the last time I saw a horse, cow, or a redneck. The toxic waste is getting to your head....stop making such stupid replies to DADDY.

[Sox fan in Tex]

P.S. Does anyone think that the Portland Sea Dogs could beat the Yankees? I've been starting to wonder. Yankees suck right now, but it's alright YANKEESRULE, you said it yourself that you and your second-tier New York baseball team know that. (What's it like having the Mets be better than you?)

 

I'll admit we suck right now, alls I'm saying is they'll get out of it, George won't let this happen. -YANKEES RULE on the Yankees sucking

 

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[Sizzlin22]

I live in Connecticut so my cable provides both YES and NESN naturally I watch every Red Sox game but I also watch every Yankee game. Observing the Yankees I have noticed some truely fatal flaws that will prevent them from making the playoffs this year. 1 Trotting Kevin Brown out once every 5 days he jsut can't pitch anymore, 2 no clutch hitting with RISP even when guys do get on the don't hit them in, 3 they literally have NO PEN they're entir bullpen blows to the greatest ammount. 4 Injuries they are jsut not a very healthy club 5 by far the most important, AGE they have been gradually getting older and it has really shown in all posaitions Berine WIlliams especially. These flawes and many more will give the Yankees what I predict an 86 win season, have fun Yankees and congrats on whats going to be the first 200 million dollar payroll and not make the playoffs.

[Sox fan in Tex]

Pretty much the same story as you Sizzlin. I have ordered a package where I can watch every baseball game on television, and it's not like I don't know what I'm talking about when I speak of the Yankees. Hell, I've probably seen more Yankee games this year than you have, YANKEESRULE.

[YANKEESRULE]

Pretty much the same story as you Sizzlin. I have ordered a package where I can watch every baseball game on television, and it's not like I don't know what I'm talking about when I speak of the Yankees. Hell, I've probably seen more Yankee games this year than you have, YANKEESRULE.[/quote

 

Nope watch them all. you wait and see. That's all I'm gonna say, wait and see and i'll leave it at that. ya know I'm not even gonna insult ya this time either. Ah hell Your sister called she wants some more babies, better get hopping.

[Sox fan in Tex]

Nope watch them all. you wait and see. That's all I'm gonna say, wait and see and i'll leave it at that. ya know I'm not even gonna insult ya this time either. Ah hell Your sister called she wants some more babies, better get hopping.

 

Once again, back to the state thing because you nutless bovines lost to the LOWELY Tampa Bay Devil Rays AGAIN. Here's the facts: Red Sox 15-12, 2nd place AL East. Second-tier New Yorkers 11-17, in 4th place looking up at the BLUE JAYS.

 

Looking at the intelligence you post with, YANKEESRULE, I'm guessing the Yankees haven't been this bad in your lifetime. I do assume you were born sometime after 1991.

[YANKEESRULE]

Um no I was before then. 1977. Um' that wasn't a state insult, that was just directed at your imbred ass. I guess ya can't help where ya from. Ya know its May and its still early. So don't come crying to me when at the end of September the Yanks win the division again. Do you really think george is gonna let this happen? Nope, he'll make some blockbuster trade and we'll get back on track. I guess there is one advantage to having george as your owner.

[YANKEESRULE]

Once again, back to the state thing because you nutless bovines lost to the LOWELY Tampa Bay Devil Rays AGAIN. Here's the facts: Red Sox 15-12, 2nd place AL East. Second-tier New Yorkers 11-17, in 4th place looking up at the BLUE JAYS.

 

Looking at the intelligence you post with, YANKEESRULE, I'm guessing the Yankees haven't been this bad in your lifetime. I do assume you were born sometime after 1991.

 

 

Oh yea you are one to talk about intelligence. Hmmm. Texas not known for intelligence...just look at our President.

[element1151]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! That should be someone's sig, if no one calls it, I'll take it.

I'll take it. I need a new sig anyway.

[yankthis]

"First of all the Sox will not win the East. its either gonna be the Yanks or the O's."

 

The O's probably will be the team to chase this year. They're pretty solid. Yankees? What Yankees? They're already done. They've had their periods af marginality in the past and that's where they will be this year and probably 3 or 4 more.

 

"The Sox are in worse shape then we are. 3 of your starting rotation are in the crapper"

 

Red Sox rotation 'in the crapper' is still better than most other team's rotations on their brightest, fluffiest, sunny wet dream day. Same as LAST YEAR.

[Sizzlin22]

Nope watch them all

I have watched them all and I will watch them all I have seen and I've made my statement 86 wins for the Yankees and what is $tienbriener gonna do about it?

[yankees228]

its really unfair to count the yankees out on may 5th because u really begin to learn about a team during july and august. the yankees have there problems but so does every team. the yankees have the talent to turn it around and if you they get on a role everyone better watch out. oh and by the way i read in sports weekly that clemens has a verbal agreement w. astros owner drayton mcclain that they can trade him to the yankees if the astros fall out the race by july 31. it wouldnt get much better than johnson and clemens at the top of a rotation.

[SuperManny]

the advantage of having george as your owner:

 

giambi 20 million per for 4 more years

brown 15 million

bernie 12 million

mussina 18 million

RJ 16 million

AROD 25 million

Jeter 18 million

 

thats the beauty of having Steinbrenner as your owner. all the overpaid players you can get your hands on. Im surprised theres been no trade for Chan Ho Park - I mean there arent that many more pitchers who get paid 15 + million a year that suck. the Yanks are trying to corner the market

[Sox fan in Tex]

Um no I was before then. 1977. Um' that wasn't a state insult, that was just directed at your imbred ass. I guess ya can't help where ya from. Ya know its May and its still early. So don't come crying to me when at the end of September the Yanks win the division again. Do you really think george is gonna let this happen? Nope, he'll make some blockbuster trade and we'll get back on track. I guess there is one advantage to having george as your owner.

 

Blockbuster trade? I hope you guys bring in another pussy like Alex Rodriguez. Hey, maybe you'll bring in another 80 year old pitcher, or someone that can play second.

 

Oh yea you are one to talk about intelligence. Hmmm. Texas not known for intelligence...just look at our President.

 

*snicker* Yeah, that's why no one from New Jersey is running this country. He can't even handle the environmental problems that your state is undergoing.

[yeszir]

thats the beauty of having Steinbrenner as your owner. all the overpaid players you can get your hands on. Im surprised theres been no trade for Chan Ho Park - I mean there arent that many more pitchers who get paid 15 + million a year that suck. the Yanks are trying to corner the market

 

It's so true. Our pitchers may be injured, but at least they aren't all geriatric and making billions.

[BoSox Rule]

Roger Clemens isn't going anywhere. There was no verbal agreement.

[yankees228]

All you Red Sox fans are trying to convince us that the Yanks are done in the first week of May. The Red Sox were supposed to be done after the third game of lasts years ALCS and them winning the ALCS was a much better comeback than if the Yankees turned it around this year. All of you guys gave up after the third game you say it yourselves after game 3. You were just hoping to win a game to maintain some dignity.

[Sox fan in Tex]

All you Red Sox fans are trying to convince us that the Yanks are done in the first week of May. The Red Sox were supposed to be done after the third game of lasts years ALCS and them winning the ALCS was a much better comeback than if the Yankees turned it around this year. All of you guys gave up after the third game you say it yourselves after game 3. You were just hoping to win a game to maintain some dignity.

 

You are done. Your Yankee buddies over at YES agree. Hell, Yankee fans over here are proclaiming to get rid of Rivera. The deal is your team is old and rattled. From Sports Illustrated: Take away Alex Rodriguez (.429, five homers, 12 RBIs), and New York hit .233 with one homer and 12 RBIs last week.

 

Minus Jeter and A-Rod, your screwed. Randy Johnson is old and uneffective, Bernie Williams is now out, Jason Giambi is batting .208, your whole pitching staff in general is DRASTICALLY overrated, and you have no future in your minor league system. I mean, honestly...you don't think your out of it? Your not only out of it for this year, your probably out of it for the next 4-5 years.