The pink hats will show up regardless. they are not there to watch the game, they are there to take selfies at fenway to post to instagram and tik tok.
Hardly unthinkable.
And if the sox continue to battle with the orioles for last place in the division, a fire sale would be the smartest way to capitalize on expiring contracts and guys who don't factor into the long term plans.
That's great, regardless of the "metrics", I like guys that don't make errors. The "metrics" also say the sox should be 28-23, I'll stick with Parcells that says you are what your record says you are.
He has a zero DWAR, is 6th in the AL for 3rd basemen that qualify in FP and has the most errors amongst qualified AL 3rd basemen. https://www.espn.com/mlb/stats/player/_/view/fielding/position/3b/players/7
Not sure how much johnny oates and his lifetime .250 BA would help unless you needed him to sing the national anthem. https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/o/oatesjo01.shtml