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  1. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    All Harper needs is a star on his helmet.
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    The Son of Crawful ties the game.
  3. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Or even longer.
  4. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    In regards to Durbin's offence, don't lose your glove.
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    Vegas, you could have crushed that one
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    Painter painted that right down the middle.
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    Which is too bad because then we could call him Gasper The Friendly Stud.
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    If watching the Sox isn't depressing enough, please check out the YouTube video The Gorilla Who Gave His Keeper 15 Hugs.
  9. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Painter is 1-4 with a 6.89 ERA. I firmly believe the Sox can score 2 runs against him, which will double what they scored last night. When do you think would be the right time for the Sox batters to resort to stuffing their bats with cork?
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    Based on tomorrow's weather forecast the Phils probably won't win 3.
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    Breslow was putting a lot of eggs in the Anthony/Mayer basket.
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    If he can't, he'll probably be DFA'd.
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    I seriously doubt it and please don't call me Shirley.
  14. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Speaking of holy, the Sox offense has a lot of holes.
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    One could place Story outside of Fenway with a free sign around his neck and he would still be there the next day.
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    Another good job of long relief by Bello. He can't be referred to as a starter if he doesn't start the games
  17. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Story should crowd the plate more.
  18. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Any MLB team with a weaker offense than the Sox should be ashamed of itself.
  19. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Not lucky + Not good = High draft pick
  20. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    And then mix it with some vodka.
  21. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Remember the old cliche. When your team is a lemon, make lemonade.
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    The opposing pitcher I mean.
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    The DP is a pitcher's best friend. The Sox line-up is also a pitcher's best friend.
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    But I thought his last name was Crawful.
  25. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    I just checked. He, like Story, was a FA with a long-term contract with the Sox that didn't go quite well.
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