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  1. Garcia isn't fooling anyone except those who believe he's 'Little Pedro.'
  2. Some can call this Yankem pitcher "Little Pedro" just like I can call Chaviz "Little Judge."
  3. They mailed that one in, but because the mail has been intentionally slowed down, it won't arrive until today.
  4. You do realize this is a SOX forum. What makes you think a SOX fan gives a shite about Happ? Btw, what makes you think at all?
  5. When an inept POS umpire like Carlos Torres can keep his job, it just exposes how strong the umpires' union is and how they don't give a crap about the quality of the umpiring in MLB. They're still pissed about when they went on strike and were replaced by scabs. And in many cases the scabs were better than the union umps they replaced.
  6. Damage control. SOX team ERA shouldn't be affected if they hold the Yankems to 7 runs.
  7. It's A HAPPening--The Magic Mushrooms A psychedelic song from 1966.
  8. Paper bags should be placed over the cutouts' heads.
  9. Is there anything as s***** as the year 2020? The SOX come close.
  10. And damn you, Sonny Jurgenson, for making me a Skins' fan. I know their new moniker is FOOTBALL TEAM. How original.
  11. Which reminds me; damn you, Bobby Orr, for making me a BRUINS fan.
  12. I envy you your access to NESN. Even when the SOX suck, there's always the BRUINS to look forward to.
  13. Trivia question: What do you get when you combine weak hitting with bad pitching and bad defense? Any negative type answer will be accepted as correct.
  14. "1-2-3; it's easy, it's so easy"
  15. Only we misguided fans carry on the tradition of true hate.
  16. That was a knucklehead play by Penishead.
  17. What rivalry? When a SOX player helps a Yankem player to his feet after tagging him at 2nd. The dislike these two teams had for each other ended a long time ago.
  18. "1-2-3; like taking candy from a baby."
  19. It's unanimous. When polled, most rodeo riders all over the country said they would choose the bulls in the SOX BP to ride over any other bulls.
  20. Mazzarotten. Zero to many runs in no time flat.
  21. Hey, Penis Head, put a condom on it.
  22. If I was a Yankem fan, life would be great having YES. Damn you, Ted Williams, for making me a SOX fan.
  23. Thanks, so NESN is treated in NE similarly to YES is here in NY.
  24. Here's a good sign; Mazza's ERA OF 5.57 is lower than his team's 6.02.
  25. Here's a thought. If the SOX are hapless, then the Yankems must have hap.
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