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  1. Hey, no vertically challenged jokes, Vegas. Beni is already pissed at you.
  2. "There isn't anything happening" is a very good comment, Vegas.
  3. X has his glove and bare hand working tonight.
  4. There's just barely enough games left for JBJ to get hot again.
  5. This may break the record for fewest pages on a SOX/Yankem game thread. Especially during a lock-down.
  6. A split-squad ST game.
  7. Is there any pathetic stats in baseball that can be kept a secret?
  8. I should have said "he'll heat up after the all-star game," but that would have made even less sense.
  9. You didn't say please.
  10. That would have been a DP.
  11. Devers is a slow starter. He'll heat up in the 2nd half.
  12. Try to stay out of the DP, VAZ.
  13. Don't everyone panic; remember it's a long season. What's that? Ah, nevermind.
  14. Voit looks like the bully in middle school who would take your lunch money.
  15. Fortunately all East division games are being played in Toronto.
  16. Aug. 5th vs Tampa. Go Bruins!
  17. Wikipedia would accept that as fact.
  18. When feeding Judge a snack, make sure you put the sugar cube in the palm of your hand. Otherwise, you may lose some fingers.
  19. Let me go find a phonebook.
  20. Oh, shite, they're taking Weber out. What am I gonna do with all these uncooked burgers?
  21. You must do a lot of barbecuing; you certainly know your Webers.
  22. Penis Head is now at bat.
  23. His father did win the Kentucky Derby in 1998.
  24. Wasn't that special?
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