We take you now to a home in Attleboro , where overweight , out of shape , disgruntled , livid , Sox fan Matthew Farge sits in his overstuffed easy chair , munching snacks and screaming at the TV. " These freakin bums are choking , Mabel . Choking I tell you ." Mabel Farge : " Take it east ,Matt. You are going to burst a blood vessel. ". Matt: " I can't help it , Mabel. It's that idiot Cora. He couldn't manage my old high school team. We knew how to play the game the right way. Not like these bums." Mabel: " I can't take it. I'm going out for a while." Matt: " Could you pick up some more Fritos? " Door slams.