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I had such high hopes for him, back in the day... but he just never panned out. He wouldn't be a bad reliever, but he would cost too much.

Just look at Ellsbury. Our record could have been a lot better if he had just slid into second the correct way. As for the rest of the season... yeah. Our record isn't that much better than the Astros. That's ridiculous.

Ah, the old Colts strategy.

Let's just pretend that Billy Beane had went to the Red Sox after all and work like that.

Watching the A's potentially make a miracle happen is the only thing worth watching in the MLB now. It's a great story.

The Private Life of Henry It Happened One Night (This would have worked better for the last day of the season last year.) A Midsummer Night's Dream (That the Postseason Is Possible) Children of a Lesser God Field of Screams A Few Good Men (Literally) Saving Private Ryan Lavarnway $68 Million Dollar Baby (Josh Beckett) Apocalypse This Whole Season, Really Who's Afraid of Bobby Valentine? How the AL East Was Not Won 9 Angry Men (In the Lineup) A Streetcar Named Lack of Desire I don't know if any of these have been done already.

I can't find the fault in that logic.

Yeah, with the state our team is in, a closer would definitely change everything around. :papelbon:

This is worst than last season's end, except that at least was dramatic to watch. This is just sad.

The Departed.

Can you imagine the ridiculous amount of scrutiny that would be on Felix if he played for us? You can't blame him for not wanting to come to a big market. Same with Greinke.

How did we manage to not throw him into the Dodgers mix, too?

Harry Potter and the Disabled List.

Guys, he stole a base this year.

Felix isn't going anywhere unless he finally requests to be traded to a contender like Ichiro.