Wil Corderos Wife

We are well on our way to sweeping May. Let the trend continue! I guess it's better to have a flu-ravaged clubhouse now than in the fall, but enough with the bad s*** happening. Hoping to see Remy back tonight, and if not him, then Eck Make it so! http://homework.never-ends.net/wp-content/uploads/picard_finger.jpg

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Take this stats talk to SOSH! The game thread is the place to be illogical and comically misguided anyway.

I could see this turning into another 7 innings of 1 hit ball affair with us at the wrong end of it. If that happens, I'm going to cut off this gentleman's left arm and shove it down his throat. But if Dice-man can at least repeat his ninja ways of the previous two starts, then we'll be in good shape.

I stand corrected.... change that to "his previous outing at the Fens without Kenyan mojo." Now WINWINIWN!

Dice-K Matsuzaka says enough is enough. After a modestly successful swing through lands of pretentious birds, pouty manager faces and gratuitous gangbangings, these Boston Red Socks now return home to the friendly confines of America's most beloved/awkward ballpark! Sir Dice managed to get into one hell of a groove on the road swing and looks to improve on his previous outing at the Fens, in which he allowed more hits than the Duggars have childen... http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/duggar2.jpg Back to back solid outings is one thing, but it shall not be until the third consecutive such outing that I will declare him restored back to Samurai status! To do so, he will have to conquer these Seattle Mariners, against whom he is 2-1 with a 4.11 ERA, including success against MLB's resident spiderman..... http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uu4vrVC5BRo/TAVLSSoN_NI/AAAAAAAAA9c/EujK4QUtZ8E/s400/ichiro+RobbingHomerun-1.jpg However, I have the utmost faith that ninja Dice K shall once again emerge and shut down these Mariners and that our offense will once again miss the memo about sucking with RISP as they did late in their most recent affair. They must do so against Jackwagon Jason Vargas, who has started most successfully with a 0-2 record and 5.53 ERA, not to mention a robust 0-9 record over his last 13 starts. The team has started to click, we're back home, and the time to go on a tear is upon us. It continues tonight! Make it so! http://homework.never-ends.net/wp-content/uploads/picard_finger.jpg

Is this a repeat of last year where the Os go ass-up against the rest of the AL east and then play us like world champs? That will bring me much ire.

And right on cue, the Canadiens tie it.

Meh, Jedediah is so magnificent he can hit a grand slam with the bases empty.

....and that time is now.

very shortly I will be having you eat these words

Our sports teams seem to be curiously in-sync with each other tonight.

You know it's an unfortunate state of affairs when you find yourself saying "thank god Guthrie is almost out of this game!"

Is this a real game, or a blooper reel?

One of these bastards is getting drilled. Book it.

I'd wager Sir Joshua has something along those lines in mind. Especially after Scott's flip of the bat.

any lip readers out there?

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This lack of effective wood makes Katy sad... http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00690/perrymain_690524a.jpg

The boy's gotta learn sometime!

Tek says "eff this, I gotta get my gear back on."

Sometimes in life, circumstances just call for a gif.

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