2-0 in May.
12 Runs Scored.
Crawford hitting .500 in May.
Red Sox hitting .389 with RISP.
Red Sox scored more runs in the 7th inning of the Monday Night Angels game than they have in 78% of their games this year.
Click. Click. Click.
Felix? Check.
Weaver? Check. P.S. How does it feel to have your ERA jump 40% when you play us?
Haren? Round One, Check.
Haren, Round Two? This is gonna be filthy.
f*** April. That shits gone like Bin Laden (Yeah I had to work that in somehow).
Its May now. I suggest teams like the Guardians, Royals, Angels, and Yankees buy some Depends, because s***'s getting real.
Haren is 1-4 with a 3.81 ERA at Fenway. Last year, he threw 5.2 IP, allowing 6 R (4 ER) and a 6.35 ERA.
Jon Lester is, well, Jon Lester. In his last 5 starts, he's 3-1 with a 1.59 ERA. He's already shut out the Angels once. He's about to do it again.
The sticks are waking up. Jobu is drunk off his rum, and he's been smokin stogies all day. The bats no longer are fearful. This team is bound for greatness.
GO SOX!!!!!!!!