Exactly. I don't even want to think about what he would say if the Sox had the Yankees pitching. It would probably be something like:
"CC is good, but he had that knee problem and he's thrown over 230 IP in each of the last 5 seasons. He's largely overweight and it's only a matter of time until he breaks down. Nova is ok but he was helped out by a .283 BABIP, as his xFIP was 4.16, and he showed that he can't throw under pressure, as he got hit hard and lost control in the post season. Burnett will continue to regress, he can't cut it for a big market team. Hughes lost all velocity on his fastball and his control went too. From my medical background, it's likely that he'll never return to baseball and, in fact, will probably have to have his entire right arm amputated. Garcia was lucky he didn't get his tits lit on fire everytime he went out there, and he should regress to a high 4's, low 5's ERA.
As for the bullpen, Soriano is just an injury waiting to happen and Rivera is another year older. He will start to lose it this year because of deteriorating stamina. Robertson will probably post an ERA in the low 4's. He may have been the luckiest pitcher in the MLB last season, with a 4.73 BB/9 and an 89.8% strand rate. That's pretty ridiculous.
Basically, if a big name SP isn't acquired to pitch behind CC, it's going to result in a sub-.500 season."
But for the Yankees? "We'll win the AL East as is. No need for another pitcher. Hughes will be a lightening rod, CC will throw 240 IP and is at no risk for injury, Burnett will bounce back and post a 3.7 ERA, and Garcia has completely figured everything out. Robertson will post probably a 95% strand rate and his ERA will drop to 0.17. Soriano got stronger because of his injury. Rivera got a stem cell injection and now throws 104. We win."