Miley was very ordinary in the NL, facing a pitcher a couple of times each start. Let's trade and give him an extension, no questions asked.
Porcello has been a 3 at best, let's give him an extension, no questions asked, and at $20mil a pop.
Sandoval's good in the playoffs but not much else, let's give him a contract.
Hanley wants to come back. He's a shiftless player whose heart and baseball IQ are in question - let's shoehorn him into LF where he's never played before. Half his games in front of a huge wall? No problem.