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  1. italstallianion
    True, but it's also a great way to get away from our own problems.
  2. italstallianion
    If we gave the start to Wakefield, that'd make a good pun.
  3. italstallianion
    It's ok, it happens. Don't worry about it.
  4. italstallianion
    Dude, it's long since been established that it's rained out and won't happen.
  5. italstallianion
    With a ppd game today and a likely off day tomorrow, it looks like the Red Sox can't lose for a couple of days. (Unless today's game gets played tomorrow)
  6. italstallianion
    That means they can't lose on my birthday either. This is f***** sweet. Now we just need a torrential downpour to keep bumping future games into July/August/September.
  7. italstallianion
    You could watch me edit your paper. It's like using the SAP feature.
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    Heck, if it rains out, then that means we don't lose the game. At this point I'd consider it a moral victory. Maybe we can get the game scheduled for sometime in the summer when we don't suck like a cheap crackwhore.
  10. italstallianion
    Nice, it isn't a sister, but it's still a great consolation prize.
  11. italstallianion
    Only if I can too.
  12. italstallianion
    If I can't rub one out until the Red Sox get to .500, I'm going to be very cranky lol.
  13. italstallianion
    I think we now know what it's like to be a Jets fan.
  14. italstallianion
    I almost wish that I could drink enough to think that the Red Sox were doing well this year, although I'd probably succumb to alcohol poisoning by then.
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    Good thing I'm also not a Celtics fan or else I'd be contemplating jumping off a bridge right now.
  17. italstallianion
    My birthday is on Thursday (and so is my twin brothers) however my twin brother only has Monday and Tuesday off of work, and I have work early Friday morning, so I didn't want to be going out on Thursday night.
  18. italstallianion
    Maybe we should all make a pact not to pleasure ourselves until the Red Sox are back to .500. If Youker can do it, then we can all do it!!!
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    If God punishes us for touching ourselves then I'd be to blame for our loss tonight for rubbing one out when the blonde server at Dairy Queen giggled when she spilled peanut butter sauce on herself when making my Chocolate PeanutButter Cheesecake Blizzard.
  22. italstallianion
    I wonder if anyone on the Red Sox staff killed a hooker in a VIP lounge or something, because God seems to be exacting revenge. This must be karma for something.
  23. italstallianion
    We should have gone after Boone while we had the chance as well.
  24. italstallianion
    It looks like Bam Margera's dad.
  25. italstallianion
    Watching these kinds of games between two struggling teams is like watching George Bush and Eli Manning in a spelling bee, knowing that one of them actually has to score in order to win.
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