Rays over Tribe
A's over Tiggers
Rays over Sox
A's over Rays
Pirates over Reds
Cards over Pirates
Dodgers over Braves
Dodgers over Cards
A's over Dodgers, earthquakes happen in both the Bay Area and South Bay, CA falls into the sea, A's win game 7 in AZ right before Thanksgiving, AGon drinks too much Modelo and drowns in the pool in AZ's outfield and Mattingly grows his epic stache back. Everyone wins!