I don't have sisters, but if you're talking about my cousin who lives in New York, she's so ugly that she works as an extra in horror movies......the monster's extra.
Figures.
That's the only kind of ass you're gonna get.
As for the Porsche, you're too poor to buy one and i didn't want to rub it in, but if you want me to......
As for you being a city boy, so am i, i'd rather live in the nice part of the city of Santo Domingo here in D.R, and not in the near-homeless shelter of NY where you reside.
Carry on.