Dipre

When Ian Kinsler started the season on the DL, i went through a couple of 2B before settling on Kelly Johnsonn. Go figure.

Exactly.

I actually did that purposely in the first thread, and inadvertedly (even though i said otherwise in this one), i think it should indeed become a trend.

My God, i thought it was some kind of food. @yeszir.

What......in the blue hell.....is that?

Damn it, i was going for that, but forgot. Add it to the mojo list.

http://www.sportsgrindent.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/johnlackey.jpg John Lackey, RHP (2-1, 4.50) Red Sox: The big horsefaced right-hander will renew acquaintances with the Angels, the team he spent his entire career with before signing with Boston as a free agent in December. Lackey recovered from a shaky first inning in his last start to turn in a strong performance at Camden Yards against the Orioles. Over seven innings, he allowed six hits and three runs, two of which were earned. His six strikeouts in that game were a season high. Lackey has given up three earned runs or less in four of his five starts. In his three Fenway starts this season, Lackey is 1-1 with a 6.06 ERA. Opponents are hitting Lackey at a .307 clip so far this season. http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2009/12/09/sports/photos_stories/cropped/joel_pineiro--300x300.jpg Joel Pineiro, RHP (2-3, 5.76) Like all Angels starters, Pineiro had his ups and downs during April. The biggest downer was Friday's 10-6 loss in which Pineiro wasn't locating his sinker, leading to nine earned runs in 3 1/3 innings. He has walked just five hitters for the year in nearly 30 innings, but the preference is for the hits to innings pitched ratio to fall (40 hits allowed so far). If the control and command are there, Pineiro will be extremely effective. He pitched for Boston on a one-year contract in 2007, going 1-1 with a 5.03 ERA in 31 games exclusively out of the bullpen. Mojos in effect: "The DR is not a chicken coop" mojo. "Mojo is awesome and you must respect it" mojo. "Runs will keep being scored" mojo. Keep on rollin' baby!

Dipre mojo baby!

Carlos Ruiz just hit a Walk-Off HR against the Cards in Extra innings after hitting a moonshot that landed in Foul ground.

I must protect the Mojo though.

I'll use an Adrian Beltre one.

HERMIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POSITIVE THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Did Beltre really just walk? We're winning this game!!! Positive thinking pleas!

Jesus f***ing Christ.

JD Drew is awesome. Let's go Papi, come through for us, earn your cows which you breed in your underground tunnel which YOTN dug for you!

Fixed.

f*** YEAH LESTER!!!!!

That's because Papi doesn't like chicken and he pities the fools who do.

Incorrect. The cows bit him.

If he had an underground farm, he'd probably breed cows instead of chickens.

He lives behind the school my mother works in. There are no chickens there. He has a huge bulldog though.

Just so you know, this country is not a giant farm. Ortiz is from the nation's capital, he lives in a huge penthouse in the Metropolitan area and drives a Hummer. He doesn't have a backyard full of chickens. Just sayin'.