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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    oh f*** oh f*** oh f*** oh f*** oh f*** oh f*** oh f***
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    oh f*** oh f*** oh f***
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    FOX acting like we've done s*** this inning so far.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Another change? Lol
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Hope you guys are ready for all three of these baserunners to be stranded.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Leyland pulling a Girardi.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Joaquin Sutter warming up now.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    It's a cover name. He's inhabited by the spirit of 2007 Okajima.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    There we go. Delayed Lacey mojo.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh look, Trevor Veras on the mound.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    David Price would have got a base hit out of that!
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Nope, he just walked.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Mike Avila-Piazza at the plate.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Maybe he skipped his last bi-hourly shootup while blowing Selig in the clubhouse.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Mariano Alberquerque warming up..
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What the hell kind of hairdo is that Doubront
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    And when he finds it, McCarver will start reminiscing about that time he filmed gay porn with Jeter.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    You can hear the lust in Joe Buck's voice. He's probably searching for POV gay porn right now with someone who looks like Scherzer.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Did Bobby Valentine put a spell on Farrell or something?
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    The Boston Red Sox are no longer good at baseball.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Turrible. Dahts jus turrible.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    This game makes me want to grow my pubic hair back in, just so I can yank it out in frustration.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Does this whole stand up and cheer in a full count thing ever work?
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Magicarp is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! *kaarrppp...* Magicarp fainted! Use another pokemon? Farrell sent out Jonny Gomes!
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh look, the two nobodies who f***ing humiliated us last night are warming up again.
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