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  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Dan LeBatard gave one of his votes to deadspin.com.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Cavs trade Bynum for Luol Deng
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Lopez sucks. Putting the ball through the hoop is literally his only contribution to the team. This might actually be a positive for Brooklyn. Garnett can move back to center, which at this age is his only option, and now guys like Blatche and Evans, who can actually rebound, will get minutes in Lopez's place.
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  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I hope to god this rumor about Ainge offering a first rounder to buy Asik is false. Even with Asik in tow we'd still get annihilated by the Heat or Pacers, assuming we even get that far (I'm not trusting a .500 record in December with this crew). If Asik fails and the team flops, we surrendered a valuable first rounder for the right to have that useless contract on our hands. If Asik plays well and we win like 42 games and the division crown, we're still just one special ed team in a conference full of them, and there's absolutely no guarantee we'd even make it to the conference finals/semi-finals to get whacked by the two aforementioned teams. On top of that, we'd be wagering Brooklyn staying on their low-30s win pace as our only chance at a good spot in a loaded draft that was supposed to be instrumental in getting us back to respectability. Looks like we're gonna be the new Raptors for a while.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Soccer's for 11 year old girls and gay guys from France.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    The Brooklyn Nets being awful puts a big smile on my face.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    "Hey, anyone remember Robinson Cano?" In 3 years. Have fun rotting in Seattle buddy. Lol this is go great. Yankees blow their wad on Ellsbury, they don't sign their MVP, and then their MVP promptly bolts to Seattle where he'll probably vanish. AND they lose Granderson. Glorious.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    If the Yankees end up signing Ellsbury in lieu of Cano I will fall on my ass laughing. And if this really was a meddling ownership signing, even better.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Are you still bitter that we didn't lose 3 straight games in the ALDS?
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'd rather Jenny Dell get that contract. Not to Vivid though. Somewhere a little more hardcore.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    New Jersey Devils, 4/400.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Shirley you can't be serious.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Well they did lose 7 out of 10 to KC, Toronto and the Yankees before that trip.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I don't know, that trip out to SF and LA felt like the turning point to me, since they were stumbling before that.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I guess I should get started on sexual harrassment jokes for next year's world series.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Yeah the A's won in 1913 Fred
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Check out the game 4 thread.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Can't change it.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Seriously. Put the original titles back up at once.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Who keeps changing the GT titles? weak s***.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Send a ring to Mauro Gomez for being the Henry Finkel of the 2012 Sox.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    farts
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What's baseball?
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Good thing that vast, dingy shithole of a stadium will swallow the boos whole.
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