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  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    How did I forget Loney? f*** my life with a rusty meat cleaver.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    So why exactly do we constantly get sodomized on the road by subpar teams? WAKEFIELD'S SO G00D!!!!!!!1111
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    hola
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    My draft has been one case after another of me thinking that I should make a small reach for a certain player, deciding against it in the belief that I can snare said player with my next pick, and someone else takes the player.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Holy s***, I thought the game was tonight. Explains why all the new posts were in here.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Justin Smoak (Rangers MiL)
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Shaun Marcum
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    .... If he sucks at hitting, then it might be a good idea for him to get less ABs. Also, Jason Bay's production might be even more valuable if he were to slide into the 3 spot in place of Ortiz, and actually provide quality cleanup hitting.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    But was baseball panicking about it, and were fans/media outlets going on and on about how horrible a matchup it was?
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    So if he can't hit, why should he be kept in the 3 spot?
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I wish I was the one suffering from watching opposing teams constantly hitting cheap fly balls out of there, along with the financial burden. I think I'll go slash my wrists now, because I'm so sad that I'll never get to be a delusional smear-artist assf*** like jacko or d'ohny.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Ya I totally envy a team that has the dumbest owner in baseball, just now managed to tie a team that's suffered with injuries and an extreme lack of production from key players, and not only built a trillion dollar ballpark and can't even sell the front row seats, but gave it the shittiest dimensions known to man. IM SO JELIS
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    You stupid f***. The Red Sox have gotten jack f***ing s*** from the front of their rotation, and very meager production from the back of it, nothing from their #3 hitter, have committed the 9th most errors in baseball, and are fielding the two most incompetent shortstops in the game, defensively (shortstop is a relatively important position on defense). Yet your all-star team of destiny just now managed to tie this team in the standings. Pretty impressive, huh Corky? Also, you should know that with A-Cock back in the lineup, the Yankees offensive production has increased by .1 runs a game. Yeah, he truly was the missing link, Dr. Loomis.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    lol
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I can't help but be a little irked that in the NBA, a good finals matchup is dependent on the players, not on the teams and what kind of performances they deliver. Was the NFL pissed off that the Cardinals were in the Super Bowl? What about the Astros and White Sox in 05 for baseball, I don't remember them being too unhappy with that. I know the NBA isn't as bigtime as those two, but it still irritates me quite a bit.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    You must be really jacked that your long May winning streak combined with our May futility has only gotten your team a tie in the standings.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    An actual good game by Beckett pissed away by the deer hunting redneck. Holy s*** I am so pissed... but then again I'm half-canned.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Epic fail. Go stick your leg in a wood chipper, Papeldick.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Papelbon is a f***ing clown. Go back to Mississippi.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    This is new. Beckett decides to stop fisting himself and pitches a decent game.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    How was Pistons and Spurs bad in any way? It went 7 games and had at least three very intense games. I enjoyed that series quite a bit.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Nick Green is once again a fail artist.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    1. Gabe Pruitt 2. Gabe Pruitt 3. Gabe Pruitt 4. Gabe Pruitt 5. Gabe Pruitt 6. Gabe Pruitt 7. Gabe Pruitt 8. Gabe Pruitt 9. Gabe Pruitt 10. Gabe Pruitt
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Horatio Sanz is a better shortstop than Julio Lugo.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Why thank you mr zir. That was a surreal experience.
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