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    That would be helpful, yes.
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    Giggity. Lester (2-3, 6.31) vs. Jakubauskas (1-4, 7.67)
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    This is more than a slump, this is a historically epic stretch of disgusting suckitude and incompetence. f***er couldn't hit a beach ball off a tee.
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    Maybe Francona will pull his head out of his ass and move that slob out of the three spot. Nahhhhh who am I kidding.
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    Of course Lardo wasn't going to do anything. He's a f***in pig. Tito must be getting nightly rimjobs from him or something, this is absurd.
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    COCO JOE!!!!
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    Over 5 ERA in three of his four seasons. Duke started had a great first season, had a couple of rocky years, and appears to righted the ship this season. Leading me to think he was slow in making proper adjustments rather than him being a fluke. I do admit it was a small reach, but I need starting pitching that has staying power now and in five years in the worst way.
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    Zach Duke
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    lol penny. 11-4 Angels win
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    l.m.f.a.o.
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    RUSTY **** BUCKET f***
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    I swear to god he got going about his heart condition and cited his brother and his step-father. There's always the chance that I misremember, but I HEARD THAT s***.
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    Anyone else see (or hear I guess) the Mike & Mike interview? I literally fell down laughing when he cited his stepdad as evidence of his hereditary heart condition.
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    The proper use of Lopez is as the team's personal pizza delivery boy.
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    George = good owner Hank/Hal = clueless simple-f***s
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    I assume bonita means something feminine? Sorry, I'm about as familiar with Spanish as jacko is with his brain.
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    I love giving ulcers to Stan Van Gundy.
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    Game yay.
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    That comes off as a little... strange sounding.
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    http://www.quartzfilms.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/fouadfamguy.png IS FUNNY BECAUSE THATS FROM COMMERCIAL!! OH-HO-HO!!
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    WOW gamecast gargles horse piss, as usual. Still stuck on Pena.
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    TheKifail
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