Jacoby_Ellsbury

So last night, my left ear just goes out. Right around midnight. I'm pissed off because there's no way I'll be able to fall asleep with something like this. I knew the eardrum wasn't gone, because I had a small bit of hearing left. I go to the bathroom, and grab some cue tips to investigate. I put the first one in, nothing, although s*** starts to burn a little. I turn it around, put the other side in, much deeper this time. I twirl it around, do some digging. I pull it out, and the bastard is covered with dark ear wax and blood (or, a dark yellowish brown with hints of red everywhere). Worse, no improvement. Now I'm pissed, because I have to wake up at 6 the next morning for work and I'll be tired as f*** at this rate. I stick another cue tip in. No blood, but I pull out a mountain of ear wax. Still, no improvement. I figure at this point I have a clogged ear, and using cue tips does more harm than good. So I jump in the shower, and turn the water on. Because my shower is a giant piece of s***, only on cold water does the nozzle spray it with any force at all. So at roughly 1 in the morning I am suffering in the shower, getting drenched with freezing water, letting it go in my ear in hopes of washing the s*** out. Still nothing. I dry myself off, and finally fall asleep at around 2 am. I still have the clogged ear today, dealing with it as I write this, and no idea how to get rid of it. I called in sick to work, since I really am not in the best of conditions.

Who wants to hear something cool?

He's actually right about that. f*** twitter.

So remind me again why we don't use the PM system with this?

You mean Hank? I think he's more likely to do that than anyone.

Like me ...right?

What did he play, two full seasons worth of games over his career?

Pretty stupid, I think Teixeira's in the right.

Ummmmmmmmmm

Every time I read 'Natinals' I start cracking up.

RP Jose Ceda (I believe he's still in the minors, not 100% on that).

hello

o hai

Phillies phail.

Speaking of which, I got my 8G today. Awesome, now I don't have to limit myself to (roughly) 25 albums.

That's uh.... that's just unpleasant.

wat

12 overall is more impressive. But 8 against NY is oodles more fun.

You suck.

Co-sign

I cannot eat Taco Bell. Gives me nasty heartburn every time.