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  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Its an interwebs joke.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Its all Dice-K's fault for not putting anthrax in the guy's hat.
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    Ah, attempted stance change #1. First of many I'm expecting in this little topic. The great thing is, you're connecting different things and are treating 'sucking' and 'unlucky' as a package deal, like one somehow contradicts the other. You said he sucked. I never denied it. What I have provided is a possible explanation for his suckitude, and reasons why I think it will right itself. Understand? You are ill advised to keep stirring my s*** tonight, I'll tell you that much.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Beckett and Lester were doing every bit as badly as Dice-K at the start of the season, yet they've regained their respective forms in a big way. What's the reason Dice-K can't or won't figure it out similarly, dipshit? Enlighten me.
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    I have not.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Actually he's having a very bad start so far. But an A for effort on the bait-train.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Eh?
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    Nah he's not really a douchebag. But in this instance his pick-forgoing is a little... inconsiderate.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Refer to my sig.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Papelbon = last closer left on the face of the earth, no way we can afford to lose him.
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Well this wass... unnecessary. Anyway I think Ortiz was still considered our best player last April, so I'll go with that. Beckett was supposed to pitch that night, but instead I got to watch David Pauley finger himself. Piss me off.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Paps loves him some Paps.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    David Murphy, OF
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Kilo can you change my team's name to the 'Tampa Bay Buccaneers'. kthx
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    EDIT: atta boy
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Hi mazie.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Posting food and making a poor bastard with no cash on him even hungrier.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I want to punch you.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    You're on a roll today.
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  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Is this the legacy I've set for myself? f***.
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