Jacoby_Ellsbury

Or he could listen to me and start thrashing.

Start thrashing. You'll feel better.

Try me. But I wasn't really defending him. The guy deserved the boot but at least 90% of his posts were of high entertainment quality.

Ehh he cracked me up.

Can a mod please kill it with fire? You've done so 50 times already, one more can't hurt.

I have many penises.

How can a call-out be obvious if it wasn't directed at you? APOLOGIZE.

Well. Someone feels implicated.

no bro

No one who dates you will have his manhood for much longer, history would suggest. OWNED

Back at you.

Lol yeah like anyone would want to take a pic of her in the shower. And she doesn't have the balls to do it herself.

Prolapse man is much worse.

f*** YOU I HAD THIS IDEA FIRST

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I know but his eyes are still there. Prolapse man is grosser.

Looked at the cherry cake thing. It's really just his mouth that's gone, his eyes are still there and everything.

curry?

Well way to spoil the surprise for him, slugger. I'd say one man one screwdriver is pretty horrific but that's on youporn to my knowledge.

I've seen grosser stuff on youporn lite.

Is amused.

Looks like Shandon Anderson but the quality makes it hard to tell.

LeBron is the best player on either team, and a top 2 player in the game. A quick peek at recent NBA history should show you that counts for something. In three years, Evan Turner should be an allstar caliber shooting guard and an excellent second gun for LeBron, assuming Turner develops some semblance of an outside shot by then. Collison's three point stroke would be aces on a team like this, Bogut is the better center. Smith does concern me as a starting PF. If this were the mid decade Suns, okay. On a more traditional team in playoff basketball looking for a championship? I don't know. Regardless, Whiskey still has the personnel to get around this. He's got two perfectly fine PFs on his bench, and Jordan would be just fine as a backup center. Kilo's team concerns me, meanwhile. Wall will be the guy in three years time, and be dominating the ball on offense. Butler is a scorer, and really is nothing special in any other facet of the game. On top of that, he's not great from 3 point range. Serviceable, but I think the events in Washington showed how useful he is in an off the ball shooting role. I like Morrow here, for obvious reasons. He is a bit short on backup backcourt players, though. Kilo's starting bigs are nice, but his bench bigs are a bit overrated. For one, only two are going to see meaningful minutes. According to his lineup, it's going to be West and Z with Landry at SF (don't know about that one). West is enormously overrated. He's a terrible rebounder at PF and has never been a particularly good defender. His only claim to fame is scoring, which in New Orleans is due to Chris Paul and the fact that he gets big minutes. Off the bench, his scoring opportunities will be cut, severely. Landry is not a SF. Z is an okay mid range shooter, decent rebounder and a crap defender. I'll ignore the others since they're apparently going to be on the end of the bench. I'll take WB.

I like my team because I feel everyone would gel quite nicely. Evans (while certainly not as skilled as DWade - yet) is the ballhandler and primary scorer, while Jefferson (even though he lacks a bit defensively) could tear this team apart in the post. The two of them will also open up a ton of open shots for already good-great 3pt shooters like Nelson, Ariza, Beaubois, and Batum. YH pretty much covered the defensive aspect, and I think Robin Lopez could keep Kaman fairly well in check as well (Oden even if healthy would hardly need to be kept in check in offense).