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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Yeah, but it's nothing the lithium can't take care of. Now your cousin on the other hand...
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I drew up RSFFL's will. I get everything, you get nothing. Goodbye.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    You don't. Fun fact, threatening to s*** in her throat is the only way my latest girlfriend would cum.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f***ing gamecast. I will take a big steaming s*** right down your throat you defective piece of trash.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Stephen Drew's mugshot just cracked me the hell up.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    There's nothing YOTN craves more than a pissing contest. Just ask his ex-girlfriends.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Good god gamecast is f***ing worthless.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    HA
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What is this, old-irrelevant-sacks-of-s***-get-fluke-homers day?
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    *laugh track*
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Come on, Farrell. Any day now.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'd rather have her in our rotation instead of this pin-dicked retard.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh for the love of god Aceves.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Jason Giambi, that f***ing fossil is still around?
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    He went to Boston and set off two more?
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I have an answer for that one. No panties.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Carp is 3 for 3 and Aceves hasn't given up a run. The f*** is this.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Not exactly my point.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oakland fans aren't a fraction as whiny or entitled as Boston fans.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Where else can a team be 8-4 and people are still crying about how ex-players are performing on other teams?
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f*** off I'm the queen.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Me and JohnShaft can both be your queens.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I'll be your queen.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Not necessary. Everything's a slider once it hits my sphincter.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    fastball baby
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