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Everything posted by Jacoby_Ellsbury

  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Maddon sacrificing his DH?
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Well no s*** it's Kershaw not Nolasco. Jesus.
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    f*** you Myers you f***ing pig.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh god, MORALES? Cue the stress eating.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Well who the hell goes after Tazawa?
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    That's a disturbing image.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    light a match
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh jeez, Tazawa. I need a heroin needle.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I throw Longoria's head at Joe Maddon.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh my god, can you hear the horniness in this guy's voice when he says Longoria's coming up? I'm getting uncomfortable listening to this.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Announcer jizzing himself yet again.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Dat era
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Breslow time.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What's the difference?
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Looks like Yankee Stadium.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I just had a delectable evening breakfast. Sausage, eggs, raisin toast, and apple juice. Thanks jacko!
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    No by name change I mean Devil Rays -> Rays. I.e. the 2008 season.
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Damn, how long has Joel Peralta been a ray? For some reason it seems like he's been there since the name change.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh look, more Buchholz. f*** is wrong with you Farrell.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    While it lasts? Don't even pretend that you'll ever rise above welfare duty.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Well look at you.
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Your second favorite team is always in the post season you frontrunning clod. Go away. Go put your finger in some shriner's ass. My welfare ain't gonna pay for itself.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    You could just hear the 'please drop it, please drop it' in this dickhead's voice.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    hahahaha
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    This is pathetic. I'm half expecting this f***wad to break the game-calling halfway threw and start screaming about how he wants to be group-f***ed by the home team.
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