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  1. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    70 pitches and the 3rd inning's not even over with. Lord.
  2. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Who the hell is Noe Ramirez?
  3. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I miss Don.
  4. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    No, it's just Buchholz.
  5. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh hi there Buttholz, I missed you.
  6. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I put a lot of blame on ESPN. Their NBA telecasts suck on ice. The commercial volume is always noticeably higher than the game volume, and the crowd noise is almost completely stifled in favor of the commentary mics. It was just barely tolerable before the on-court product turned into a complete shitshow; now it's criminal and depressing. And it's not going to get any better because they have a new ten year contract going into effect next year! I can't wait for ESPN's death. The employee exodus has already started and it's getting harder and harder for the general populace to ignore their waning bank of entertainment ideas and skeevy business practices.
  7. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    The NBA's seen better days. It's basically euroball now. Keeping tabs on the Warriors' push for 73 wins is more entertaining than actually watching the games.
  8. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    What a lump of pig vomit this guy is. Cut right from the Tom Werner cloth. TV guys are such egotistical dickheads.
  9. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Your request is denied. f*** Joseph Maar with a cattle prod.
  10. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Cut a deal with Time Warner to quadruple my former internet speed (and cut my former bill in half!), so tonight we'll see if I can actually... you know, watch games now.
  11. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    It is possible that Porcello just isn't that passionate about baseball, and decided to take the money the Red Sox were offering and coast? Happens somewhat often when a player gets a fat contract in the NBA. I know everyone wants to think that baseball holds itself to a higher standard because more white guys are playing, but maybe it's something to consider.
  12. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Plus he was working for Illitch, a known spend now, ask questions later kind of guy.
  13. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Burn it. Burn it all.
  14. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    They're letting Hanley decide what position he'll play, even though his defense in left sucks llama cock? What kind of operation is this? I don't know if "cheaply" is the word I'd use for the people I had in mind (one of the two guys we signed last winter who can't defend their current positions for s***).
  15. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Signing Chris Davis makes zero sense.
  16. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Werner? Oh we are f***ed now.
  17. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Who would be a better candidate for the GM position than Cherington?
  18. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    I wish I could be surprised that Elktonnick is citing f***ing ESPN and MLB Network to try and make his point that the GM is a big dum-dum.
  19. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    This team may be lousy and sloppily constructed, but it's not 12-below-at-the-deadline lousy. Farrell and his guys should be the first ones out the door whenever management decides to start firing people. The players have quit on Farrell, because he's a domineering pain-in-the-ass and a poor leader. The coaching staff has been a complete embarrassment. Say what you will about Cherington, but anyone who advocates for a scenario where he goes and Farrell + the coaches stay is f***ing nuts.
  20. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Get pitching when you're already out of the race? That doesn't make a lot of sense.
  21. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Miley vs. some guy with a 2.52 ERA (Lance McCullers)
  22. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Hard to watch when MLBTV is a bust. I feel like I'm watching a video on ebaumsworld in 2002. Is NHL Center Ice any better? I've been getting into hockey a bit over the past year.
  23. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Would have been very displeased if we got a repeat of two months ago on that one.
  24. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Tazawa is crapdick against A-Wad.
  25. Jacoby_Ellsbury
    Oh god
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