The first 4 questions of the interview were epic! http://smiliesftw.com/x/bowroflarms.gif
Letterman: "Really nice job." (audience applause) "Take me through the repertoire, what do you have? You've got the fastball."
Papelbon: "Well, I've got the fastball."
Letterman: "Where do you like the fastball, what speed, 95, 98, right in there?"
Papelbon: "95-plus usually works." (audience laughs)
Letterman: "Mm-hmm, all right, okay, the fastball, and you throw that most of the time, is that correct?"
Papelbon: "Most of the time, right."
Letterman: "What's your other pitches?"
Papelbon: "Well, I've got the splitter and now I'm working on a, kind of a slider/cutter in between."
Letterman: "Slider/cutter – ooh, is that legal?"
Papelbon: "No, not yet." (Dave, audience laugh)