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I doubt the Braves will trade Saltinemariachi for anything less than a top tier pitching prospect. Look for him to get a lot more time at first base in the second half.

Save all your wins for Dice-K's two starts this week.

It's amazing to me that with so many pieces, offensively at least, they'd go into the season with such a weak pitching staff.

What?

I don't know where you got those stats from but you're totally wrong: http://www.baseball-reference.com/l/lugoju01.shtml

First of all, your haikus are friggin annonying. Ever try writing like a normal person? You seem to like dicussing the Dodgers more than you would like to admit. I don't know what 3/4 hitters in 70 years of baseball means, so.....but if your trying to argue that Ortiz and Manny are the best 3/4 combination, certainly not this year, but 200 million dollars can buy a lot. Deep pitching? Jesus, that's a laugher. Beck, Dice, Oka, Paps. . . . . Dodgers have the deepest pitching in baseball aside from SD. Lucky the Rox dropped 8 in a row? That's possibly the stupidest thing I've read in my lifetime. I guess you're are lucky a meteor didn't land on your house and crush you. I certainly wouldn't call the Dodgers deal with Scmidt as bad as the Pierre signing. The Schmidt deal was highly regarded as being a great deal, just turned out he was damaged goods. Sox knew JD is injury prone and still inked him for 5 years. All this talk about protection and what not. As long as he goes through the motions, expect him out there for all 5 years, giving it his best half-assedness. He's not the 5 hole protection for Manny the Sox invested in. At least the Dodgers got a serviceable lead-off hitter, Lugo sux ass. In all fairness, Pierre should be batting 8th, but he's hitting ~.275/.300/.320 and not ~.190/.250/.280. So, once again: Dodgers 1 Sox 0

He'll sign with the bums.

Fuentes is a scrub.

How exactly did, or will you get Drew for cheaper than Pierre? How exactly will you get more out of him even if he is injured? Are you retarded? Schmidt and Drew is a tie becuase I said so.

Everyone who comes here is suspect.

JP wouldn't have caught it. It was an antagonistic joke. Tough loss for the Sox. I needed that W.

Exactly. Walk off hit.

It will still be on the highlight reel.

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Manny should have caught that. Juan Pierre would have.

Yankees shut down again. 200 mil and you can't score a run?

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Pedroia is sure panning out nicely for the Sox. Good 2 hole hitter.

A break and a half.

Now the pitcher bunts. Fundamentals here AL boys and girls.

This is where JD is at his finest.

Nice to see Dice still getting the Ks and keeping the PC down. I need the Sox to score 2 runs now.