All the while moderating he'll be thinking in his head "Oh man this could be me had I been on that Mitchell Report!" :harhar:
But really, that would be the only way to get them to come clean, beat it out of them. I'm sick of everyone being "humane." Start rubbing money around Clemens's face and tell him it could be his if he confessed. I think he'd go for it.
Isn't that a similar path Bonds took? If so he better go the other way and just fess up before he ends up getting into a case of perjury, should another investigation arouse.
I think they were hoping to find more current players, such as Trot, Nomar, Papi, Manny, Beckett, etc. Where as they have 2 current Yankees outed to 1 Red Sox (now former), Gagné.
Isn't Clemens a mentor sort of for Joba Chamberlin? I could see the clubhouse conversation now...
Joba: Hey Rog! I was wondering if you had any pointers for me that could help me improve my pitching?
Clemens: *Hands Joba several syringes* Take one every morning in your ass. It's better when another man does it though.
Joba: This is your idea of a "pointer"?
They just can't get over the fact Pettitte and Clemens were listed. They WANT to believe Sox players juiced. And I'm not saying they didn't, and this report itself doesn't mean they didn't. So let it go. Mitchell made good.
Just because you have a strong belief that someone took roids doesn't mean they really did. For example, I strongly felt A-Rod was juicing, but he's not on this report. Now that doesn't mean he's not juicing, and it doesn't mean Kalpar wasn't juicing either. But you'd think this report would bring somewhat of a closure or understanding that some people, who may look like it, don't juice.
Damn this is a let down... I mean it's good to know that for the time being, most of our favorites aren't on the list. But I was expecting to see A-Rod, Garciaparra, Abreu, and a bunch more better known names.
It's 2pm EST... Why the f*** are they showing Rodeo ******** no one below the state line of Texas gives a s*** about?
It's time for Mitchell's report!!!!
EDIT: Found it.