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  1. the question is, why should he be the one taking the hit? The sox have the money and now they are getting outbid by the f***ing royals yet spend 14 mil a yr on J. DL. Drew.
  2. dotel to the royals for 1 yr 5 mil.
  3. 1 yr 5 mil http://www.bostonherald.com/blogs/redSox/?p=779
  4. what you arent getting is that the yankees didnt need as much as the sox did. They took care of their immediate needs by getting rid of the malcontent and the pathetic inning usurper in Wright. They have a full pen. Their lineup is set aside from a right handed defensive 1b. They got a left handed japanese pitcher and are currently 1 rotation spot away from completing their team. Their offseason is a bit boring, but adding Pettitte would make things a little safer. Otherwise, it will be status quo in the top 3 of the rotation and the kids or pussano could fill the 5. They still have a team that should be favorites to win the east. Adding pettitte will only raise those chances.
  5. ORS, just popped a beer in your honor. GREAT f***ING POST!!!
  6. ummm, no. We certainly say about. I know what the canadian aboat sounds like and we sound nothing like that.
  7. does that still exist? They almost sound canadian to me.
  8. see that doesnt work from the perspective of a dodger fan. I have heard them all and that one is one of my personal favorites, but unless you are a yankee fan it makes no sense. Dig deeper, there are better ones, non-baseball ones out there. You can do it. Start with a few Teddy Kennedy jokes, those are always good to break the ice.
  9. not a bostonian bro, but I think that is illegal.
  10. i said i got it off the internet.
  11. now I know why you guys didnt side with seabeach on the wife beating issue. It is all coming back to me. Actual Los Angeles Laws 1. It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. 2. You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. 3. You may not hunt moths under a street light. 4. It is illegal to cry on the witness stand. 5. Toads may not be licked. 6. It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison. 7. Zoot suits are prohibited just having some fun with you guys. Dug this one up on the internet as well. Greater Los Angeles Area Driver's License Application Name: _______________ Stage name: ________________ Agent: ______________ Attorney: __________________ Sex: ___male ___female ___formerly male ___formerly female ___both If female, indicate breast implant size: ____ Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes___ No ___ Please list brand of cell phone: __________________ (If you don't own a cell phone, please explain.) Please check hair color: Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde Teenagers: [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead Please indicate activities you perform while driving: Check all that apply) [ ] Eating [ ] Applying make-up [ ] Talking on the phone [ ] Slapping kids in the back seat [ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs [ ] Tanning [X] Snorting cocaine (already checked for ease of application) [ ] Watching TV [ ] Reading Variety magazine [ ] Surfing the net via laptop Please indicate how many times a) You expect to shoot at other drivers: _____ How many times you expect to be shot at while driving: _____ Please indicate your number of therapy sessions per week: ____ Are you presently taking any of the following medications? a) Prozac Zovirax c) Lithium d) Zanax e) Valium If none, please explain: _______________________________ What is the length of your daily commute? a) 1 hour 2 hours c) 3 hours d) 4 hours or more TEST (Please indicate the correct answer): If you are the victim of a car jacking, you should immediately: a) Call the police to report the crime Call Channel 4 News to report the crime, then watch your car on TV in a high-speed chase c) Call your attorney and discuss a lawsuit against the cellular phone company for your 911 call not going through d) Call your therapist e) None of the above (South Central residents only) In the event of an earthquake, you should: a) Stop your car Keep driving and hope for the best c) Immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones d) Pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 4 In the event of rain, you should: a) Never drive over 5 MPH Drive twice as fast as usual c) You're not sure what "rain" is When stopped by police, you should: a) Pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready Try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405 c) Have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit Please turn your test in to the lady behind the bulletproof virtual window on your left.
  12. lets just say you havent had too much of a positive impression with your avatar. Both sox fans and yankee fans want to pluck our eyes out when we look at that.
  13. Brooklyn would have sold out those games as well. And they wouldnt have those faggoty fans who want to show up in the 3rd and leave in the 7th so they can get their veggie wraps and soy milk.
  14. SF is another option too.
  15. nope, nobody knows my name on this site and I intend to keep it that way.
  16. Here is the thing. The market is going to be up for a long time. Why you ask? Because baseball made over 1 billion dollars more in revenue last yr than they were predicting. Every single team is now flush with cash which makes the players very happy. There is labor piece as well and a system that essentially rewards big spending teams. The market has readjusted for good and you may see the 2nd 20-25 mil a yr player next offseason. Right now, if Matsuzaka was on the open market he would get anywhere from a 6-10 year deal worth anything from 14-19 mil per. He should not and will not accept anything that will lock him up for 6 yrs unless Theo decides to reach those heights. Think about it. If he goes back to Japan, he could be a FA in 2 yrs at 28 and still make that money. If he accepts the pile of s*** the sox are offering now then he will be 32 before he hits the market again and will have had 6 yrs of valued performance under his belt. If the sox get him for 6 yrs at 10mil per, and he could have landed a 10 yr deal at 16 mil per in 2 yrs, then he still would lose 4 mil over those 6 yrs. Then, he would likely not have the 16 mil deal continuing for 6 more yrs, rather, he would likely get a 4 year deal worth a little less because he is a small framed power pitcher who is going to be speculated to break down earlier. It makes absolute fiscal sense for Matsuzaka to stay in Japan if the sox try to control him for 6 yrs at bargain basement price.
  17. I dont care who wrote what Linda. You trolled over here to begin with and you obviously have an interest in keeping this thing going. That dog dont hunt over here. You were banned, it was meant as a warning. Seabeach has been here for a lot longer than I have and hence you are in his territory now. You want to keep this up and yeszir should ban your IP. Then you will not have any names to try. (yeszir can ban IP's, can't he?).
  18. No, you were told to stay away from personal s*** that you dragged here. And what is the first post you made after begging the mods for one more chance? Another post in response to seabeach to teach him how to act. You are a troll and nothing more.
  19. Linda, this does not help your cause.
  20. teams will ante up, just will it be someone that Gagne wants to go to is the question. I thought I saw that the Guardians have offered him 5mil, but he is looking for a better situation.
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