Hahahaha...I love it.
As for Buerhle...look. I started the thread. I'd love to see the guy on the Sox. Could a package of Bowden/Lowrie/WMP get it done? If they can do a 4 yr deal with an option for a 5th, (Buerhle is reportedly asking for a deal in the 5 yr/$70-75 million range), then I think you gotta get it done. Buerhle is a horse, eats innings, works quick...I really like the guy.
Just don't trade Buchholz or Ellsbury.