John Madden was in New England to announce a football game
one weekend when he noticed a special white telephone near
the Patriots' bench. He asked QB Tom Brady what it was used
for and Brady told him it was a hotline to God. John
laughed and asked if he could use it. Brady replied with a
grin, "Sure, but it will cost you $200." John scratched his
head, then thought, what the heck, I could use some help
picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $200.
John's picks were perfect that week.
The next week, John was in Indianapolis when he noticed
that same kind of white phone on the Colts' bench. He asked
what the telephone was for and Peyton Manning told him,
"It's a hotline to God. If you want to use it, it will cost
you $500." Recalling the previous week, John pulled out his
wallet and made the call. John's picks were perfect again
that week.
The weekend after that, John was in Green Bay , when he
noticed again the same white phone by the Packers' bench.
He asked Brett Favre, "Is that the hotline to God?" Favre
said, "Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost you 50
cents." John looked incredulously at Favre and said, "Wait
a second, I just paid $200 in New England and $500 in
Indianapolis to use the same phone to God! Why do the
Packers only charge 50 cents?"
Favre replied, "Because in Green Bay, it's a local call."