Mr Crunchy

wow someone ate a hot cup of balls and stupidity for lunch choking?? something your avatar and team know an awful lot about as you wrote the book on the single biggest collapse since the goths sacked rome 1600 years ago why would you ever in your right mind be so s*** off f***ing stupid to write something like this being a yankee fan?? never mind i answered my own question

a payroll twice the size of everyone else should put cashman at the bottom of the list when youre the odds on favorite year in and year out and fail 6 years in a row?? thats classic underachieving that would get anyone of us fired in the real world anyway the nomie for meintxx and cabrerra was a great deal for 3months nomar,the manic depressive ,anti social psychitzo should be in california theo won and continues to be the only gm to win with a payroll in excess of 100M but duquette built the core of that team theos legacy so far 19,000,000.00 for 1 year of renteria hillebrand for bunny kim?? arroyo for wmp he got schilling on a salary dump by zona he did sign foulke and that was a huge part in 04 petey delivered ortiz to him on a silver platter after theo signed millar and jeremy giambi the nl batting champion freddy sanchez and their closer went for jeff suppan and sauerbrauten 2 men who couldnt make our 03 playoff roster for a batting champion and a closer?? the nl rookie of the year and a guy who threw a no hitter as a rookie went for josh beckett and his 5.00 era the book is still open on that deal as it stands today?? we got f***ed there too but the book is open on that deal and i for 1 will never fault him for that move the farm looks better according to the media who will forever be washing this kids balls lets see what this vaunted farm produces 26 months from now we'll know exactly how good theo is in evaluating talent theo in my opinion is larrys hand puppet

our area is now 1 of the hottest recruiting beds of talent in the world 40 years ago no one had skates 30 years ago after the 76 olympics there may have been 10 in the entire league this kid jensen remembers getting picked on and called an ""american faggot"" 25 years ago robbie carpenter from st johns via peabody came into the league and was the 1st american to score 50 goals we've come a long way baby i love live hockey the devils ruined the game for me with the trap and then the f***ing bruins playing cheese dick with all their talent leaving i hated the pro game so we'd go to ahl games in providence or ecac--hockey east games the game is making a modest comeback in milford we didnt have a hockey team till maybe 10 yrs ago?? we played youth hockey then we had clubh leagues but ice was expensive the better kids would skate at st johns shrewsbury or mt st chas or the school over in cumberland or even marion hockeys back people the bruins arent but the game looks pretty good to me

pats fans play the victim?? why because we didnt bitch about missing harrison colvin and then being down to guys like alexander playing linebacker and a couple of dbax,1 named baker i think?? because we dont call the commisionars office and demand an explanation why the interference was called on hobbs but not caldwell then demand a rule change?? then get it or because we congradulate the winners without bitching about their lack of class or how they celebrated?? no man we got beat fair and square straight up and thats that no whining no crying and yeah theres some bitching but its of the internal nature rather than being misdirected into an excuse as to why the colts are on top today many of us thought last week in sandiego was our superbowl i think the physical nature and the urgency spent on that game was a factor whatever if you told me we'd be in the afc championship with the scatine they gave brady to work with this summer i wouldve laffed it is what it is a loss a hard loss to swallow but ive seen worse before and i suspect i'll see worse again after all im a fan

evidently people forget that bonds was the reason they moved from candlestick park,which was the worst stadium in america to the palatial estates at pac bell or whatever the f*** they call it these days werent they on the verge of moving before they built that palace??? whats a chode?? as far as him being a shell of himself i agree as far as him not hitting 40?? ha put him behind ortiz and manny instead of pedro feliz and pappi alou and watch he had 20+ last year put him in nyc,give him 500abs and he'll hit 60+ lets be honest here if you dont like him thats fine but be honest

parcells won nothing without the best football player ever one lawrence taylor and the best coach ever one bb he did indeed take a s***** team to the verge of the promised land and taught a lot of marginal players how to win he also had some pretty good groceries delivered to him he also objected to a lot of decisions greir and kraft made terry glenn did turn out alright the defense he had with tj,law,brewski milloy and mcginest all are still playing 10 years after he left boston(exception of tj) he did his best coaching with the jets IMO they sucked and he turned them around and they almost had that denver team beat and went to the superbowl they didnt f***him if he wasnt making travel plans with leon hess we may have beaten that greenbay team and max lane wouldnt be the international symbol for ole and desmond howards name would be known from michigan not green bay

speaking of college hockey vermont beat bc over the weekend?? really?? it maybe a long long winter for bc did kermit washington get the memo that hoop is a non contact sport before he ended rudy t's career with that elbow?? did robert parrish get the memo when he dropped lambier game 4 east conf finals 87 how about when dr j and larry went at it....in a preseason game and the 75 year old general manager attacked the dr ON THE COURT?? ask vangundy how it was being at the bottom of that scrum when he had his arms holding alonzo mournings legs as 24 men who are over 6'6 250 are swinging at each other with bad intentions i always thought i could make a living selling jenny craig products to the soccer moms at the local kids soccer games they are after all so very image conscious most have asses bigger than my chair and wear old navy sweat shirts so they dont reveal their bellies

gordon johncocks victory flag up the arse thank you james i needed a lift today as the cajun rice with cheriso is still stuck in my throat after caldwell dropped his 2nd ball of the 4th quarter i know a guy who knows a guy who takes action and he tells me that they made more money yesterday than on any other day in their business over the last 20 years everyone had new orleans everyone had the pats everyone had new orleans and the pats marinated somewhere im thinking deion branch was in tears knowing he wouldve made those plays somewhere bb is thinking about letting him walk and being 13M under the cap somewhere big bob is reaming jonjon out over not getting branch in camp and somewhere else assante samuel has called casey and hayes and the moving trucks are packing him up and getting ready to move him out of massachusetts a great year better than i expected considering the situation tuff way to end the season how many tight ends will they draft this april?

looks like the 5 hole was pure cancer for us last year youk was that bad?? wmp .308 obp??

Without a shadow of a doubt. That is no different than a scrum for the ball in the corner. When was the last time you saw a player's feet taken out in basketball while the player with the ball is running full tilt? Or getting spiked you may have missed the carmello anthony brawl earlier in the season when the denver guy got clotheslined going for a dunk after being up 20 with a couple minutes to play soccer is a nice game moms can get together and sip lattes while watching trevor and tristan run up and down the field without worrying about their precious little ones getting a booboo a very nice game for the little ones

where the f*** is crunchy now? at 311am on a monday morning im asleep you f***ing nitwit

the line to kick me in the balls starts on the right im guilty i accept responsibility 1 more 1st down with 3 to play wouldve been enuff im sick congrads to the colts and their fans from indiana and baltimore the rest of the bangwagoneers deserve a dose of herpes simplex 10 on their lips 32 2nd half points was indeed impressive as it eclipsed the 5 other halfs of their playoff football anyone seen reche caldwell today? i only wish we were in the army where shooting him would be an act of national security memo to bob kraft it wasnt if it was when the money he saved under the cap came out to bite him it wasnt if it was when.....and he almost pulled it off too bad it was late in the 4th quarter of the afc championship game 1 more 1st down and i think we had em... our defense aged mighty quickly in the last 35 minutes of that game the defense needs some help next year unfortunetly our best dback will be playing somewhere else and our backfield assassin will retire i feel rodney may have made a difference colvins absense was crushing in the 2nd half tedy b was a complete non factor the 15 yarder head slap call on seymour was the end for us apologies once again and once again congrads to the afc champions from indi they deserve it

is this the official indianappolis colts apology thread?? how predictable was this? now its far from over of course and indy getting the ball to start the 2nd half will be the real test but its peyton guys..... his over/under on pats points he hangs up is at 10 after 4 colts couldnt grab up that fumble by maroney on the goal line the same old feeling hit manning right between the eyes on the sidelines the look that says""was that s*** i just ate"" long long way to go fellas manning needs this emotionally more than anything

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ever see ben johnsons eyes after he ran a 9.7 100 in the olympics?? his eyes were the color of dandelions due to the jaundice kicking in that s*** plays havoc with your bodys natural chemical composition and production unless youre making a living playing sports its foolish to f*** with

i dont believe i was refering to you schilling sir as far as the sternum goes my balls are so big i bruise my sternum getting out of bed in the morning a lot of the baseball players would play soccer in the fall rather than risk blowing out a knee or get a shoulder injury playing football i dont know many people who played football who havent ended up in the emergency ward at 1 time or another of course if you play soccer in south america you may get shot for f***ing up

please stop the only thing equel about football and soccer is the price of beer in the stands. an elbow to the cranium occured?? my god did the player get thrown out of the game(soccer) or did he get a 2 year contract extension(football) i admit theres an awful lot of running in soccer sort of like cross country while dribbling a ball and screaming in portugese want to see some competetive soccer?? they play it here go to the prospect heights section of milford when the local portugese kids play the local ecuadorian kids with the winner playing the local brazilian team there will be 5000 people there standing to watch and not an english word spoken and ya there will be violence as well but not on the field i admire your commitment to soccer and i honestly think its a great game for kids but comparing the contact in that game to u.s football is apples and oranges of course youve heard the term soccer mom being a soccer player when youre 18 i'll tell you what that term really means. you never hear the word football mom

bonds wont come cheap no matter where he goes in fact,if he had any dignity left he'd retire ha he dont so expect him somewhere quite frankly george will shoot cashman if bb ends up here and not there so before i start whacking my skippy thinking about manny papi and bonds as 3-4-5 i will forget this thread exists

i think that the power outage at the corners continues with youk and lowell any idea if we set records in power futility over the past year?? and i think weve seen the best of youk already he got off to a torrid start and fell like a frenchman in combat at the seasons end hes not all that young he'll be 28 before the season starts .429 slugging from the 1st basemen isnt good our other corner hit a ton of doubles.20 hrs and .284 while playing golden glove 3b with a year under his belt that may rise to .300 with his use of the wall i like youk he plays hard but hes not the end all be all of the team

the monster would protect him its a cushion that many a stiff used out there plus hes not mike greenwell,a guy who took 5 years off ellis burkes career by being overly aggressive we got the room for a 40hr guy with a .500 obp

ever see a guy get paralyzed in soccer?? how about a chop block by a 320lb lineman who can run 15 yards as fast as edwin f***ing moses?? incidental contact is part of soccer theres no incidental contact in football all contact is malicious and the intent is to injure or worse take the world cup for example the frenchman butts the italian guy and gets tossed from the game?? a friggin tap is what it was and the guy got tossed which is the rule im ok with that,theyre european i understand however that very same instance happens every single down in every single game usually by all 11 men on the defense and 10 of the 11 on offense with incomparable malice intent and force and you'd like us to think that the games are equel in physical contact?? just stop it i get it soccer is a lot of running,probably an hour a day before practice even begins great now compare that to the gladiator drills your football team goes thru for maybe 15 minutes a day....just go out there and watch it for 5 minutes and if your mind isnt changed then your football team f***ing blows ask the kid playing scout offense in the center position how his neck feels after a day of full contact drills and a 275lb noseguard delivering a forearm to his temple after he catches his girlfriend blowing his buddy in the mens room before practice... theres no comparing the 2 none

wang is a good pitcher at 1 point last year i considered him the hottest right handed pitcher in the al and rode his ass for about 6weeks because his odds were never as high as rjs or mussinas despite him being more effective and consistant that said is he a #1?? is he getting the ball opening day or will that bruise the ego of mussina too much?? its a different world as the 1 ask clemens the 1st cy he won in toronto he was their 3 behind guzman(2) and hentgen(#1) the following year he was certainly torontos #1 when he won the cy in ny he wasnt their 1 when he won it in houston i m pretty sure roy oswalt was the 1 it matters if only because youre matched up with the opponents best pitcher and you constantly have a bullseye on your ass

i know a guy who played aa ball with him he was known as the tuffest player in the system back then anyone remember him ""losing"" control of the bat and nearly decapitating the drays pitcher who threw at daubach?? i think??

its easier if you have a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth