I swear, If deuce doubles and Tek has to hold at third, I will not only bang Willie Harris' wife, Ill leave her exhausted and naked on his bed with my initials written on her stomach in semen.
That son of a...
Chad Gaudin? Oh man, I would love to see the Rays pick him up along with Bradford from the Mets.
Chad Bradford
Chad Gaudin
Chad Harville
Chad Orvella
That would be an unstoppable combination.
MWAHAHAHAHA.