Youk Of The Nation

SIT THE f*** DOWN JIMMY ROLLINS Mike Lowell owns you.

Alright, I'm definitely out now. Have a good night, Red Sox fans.

But I guess I have to wait until she gets home. It would have been nice if I had noticed she left.

"Seems like a little too late for this move, doesn't it?": Remy Um...ya think? I'm out, sorry about my s***** mojo.

8-2...I think I'll go have sex and pretend it's with Mike Timlin's wife.

7-2

Ami, yeah.

Is Timlins wife hot? Cause I think she needs a little D-wrecking.

Timlin in, 10-2 Phillies.

BACK TO BACK bitches

Dped!

f***

My mojo apparently sucks ass.

Ugh.

Bartolo Colon RHP http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e250/man0lo/jabba-real_v.jpg (4-1) 3.41 ERA Red Sox: The big righty has been one of the best early-season stories in baseball. The man who was unemployed in February has won four of his first five starts for the Red Sox. Colon has given up three earned runs or fewer in four of his five outings. Colon has made four starts in his career against the Phillies, going 1-1 with a 4.00 ERA. This will be his first start at Citizens Bank Park. Cole Hamels LHP http://media.philly.com/images/20071003_inq_salisbury03-a.JPG Phillies: Hamels stuck out 13 on Wednesday against Florida, his highest total of 2008. For the second consecutive start, the 24-year-old lefty looked firmly in command, walking only one and giving up two earned runs on three hits over eight innings in earning a no-decision. Hamels has never faced the Red Sox during his first three seasons in the Majors, meaning he'll have to contend with some of baseball's most explosive hitters -- such as Manny Ramirez -- for the first time. My first gamethread of the season.

Mediate did volumes better than most people expected. That was the most intense golf I have ever watched. Holy s***.

Haha seriously? Coco? He's got four this season...two in back to back games, twice.

Holy s***, Trot Nixon is starting for the Mets today!

Arroyo in to pinch run. Never mind, GAME OVER

But what do I know? Hansen in.

No Papelbon as he's lifted for a pinch hitter. Timlin, Hansen, Lopez, or Aardsma? Id go Aardsma.

Yeah, instead I get the red 'x' boxes with the labels in text

Youve got to be s***ing me. I was just about to scream at the TV for Manny to pinch hit...