Haha. You could, but first you have to cross the River of Fire, scale the Mountain of Death, fight and destroy the Dragon of Eternity, then master all of the puzzles and traps in the Caves of Memory to come into possession of the Platinum Chalice of Everlasting Truth, which you must then return ten thousand miles away to it's resting place, deep in the bowels of the Caves of Age, located in a place so secret only one man knows the way, and this man lives far, far up the Peak of Doom.
Took me like a week, dude. It was killer.