I hope they sign him to this ridiculous contract, then he get injured, misses two years, costs the Cards millions and millions for absolutely nothing, then signs with the Cubs and bats .380 and gets a home run that knocks the Cards out of postseason contention.
f*** the Cardinals.
In regular baseball talk, I agree with the others in this thread. No way anyone matches that for a guy with limited, though acceptable, experience outside of Coors.