It's a goddamed British Invasion.
You dirty redcoats WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, YOU HEAR ME!?
suns! Fetch me my musket and my canteen, and grab your fife.
Seriously though, welcome.
I guess You can't be thAt surprised about the wiN. I Know the Twins had a good tEam this sEason, unfortunately it Seems they alwayS pack it Up in the postseason when they Come up against the YanKees.
You know why I will? Because my sense of humor, combined with my rugged good looks, charm, and limitless intelligence, make everyone love me.
...but mostly, it's my modesty.
I read an article from an English newspaper about a cricket match. I found it rather disturbing that almost none of the article was written in English. I caught the occasional 'and', 'the', and 'to', but other than that I'm fairly certain it was penned by an autistic octopus who was also on fire.
Haha soccer. Like anyone cares about it here.
I'll be sure to read up on this after I finish checking the newspaper for the cricket and curling scores.
He looks cool though. Every one of the other 29 MLB managers look like boring guys of various ages. Maddon stands alone in looking like if he wasn't a manager he'd be working at a Starbucks or own a vintage comic and sci-fi memorabila store.