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So there's this lady in her 20's She only has 3 friends. A firefighter, a policeman and a blind dude. They're very stupid besides the blindman. So shes taking a shower. She hears the doorbell. She turns off the shower puts on a towel and opens the door. It's the fireman and he says " guess what, I put out a fire" She says congrats and he leaves. She goes back to the shower. Gets back to showering but the doorbell rings again She turns off the shower puts on a towel and opens the door. It's the policeman and he says " I caught a robber today" She says congrats and goes back to the shower. Once again the doorbell rings while she is in the shower. She knows it's the blindman so she turns off the shower, but doesn;t bother to put a towel on since he's blind and opens the door. The blindman says "guess what . I can see.

A teacher asks her students if they are Yankees fans. One of them says, “No, my Dad is a Red Sox fan, my Mom is a Red Sox fan, so I’m a Red Sox fan.” So the teacher says, “Well, that’s not very good; if your mother and father were both morons, would that make you a moron too?” “No, that would make me a New York Yankees fan.”

Albert Einstein is at a party and asks one of the guests, “What is your IQ” “165” “Great, we can talk about nuclear physics and cosmology” After a few minutes of lively discourse, another party guest tries to get in on the conversation. Einstein asks him, “What is your IQ” “64” To which Einstein replies: “GO YANKEES!”

Three baseball fans are walking home from a game at friendly Fenway Park. One is wearing a Red Sox cap, the second one is wearing an Guardians cap, and the third one is wearing a Yankees cap. As they are walking down Commonwealth Avenue, they see a pair of legs sticking out from under a bush. Upon further inspection, they find that it is a totally naked dead woman. A crowd starts to gather before the police arrive, so they decide to give the woman some vestige of dignity. The first one places his Red Sox cap over her left breast. The second one places his Guardians cap over her right breast. The third one places his Yankees cap over her crotch. The police arrive to investigate. The detective picks up the Red Sox cap for a moment, takes a quick look, writes a few things in his notepad, then puts the cap back on her breast. He picks up the Guardians cap, takes a quick look, writes a few things in his notepad, then puts the cap back on her other breast. He picks up the Yankees cap, takes a quick look, starts to write in his notepad, but stops and scratches his head for a moment, with a puzzled look on his face. Then he kneels down real close, sticks his fingers in the womans crotch, spreading it open and staring. Now one of the baseball fans yells at him: “Hey, what are you some kind of pervert?” To this the officer replies: “Oh, no, of course not. I just need to double check because every other Yankees cap I’ve ever seen had an ******* under it!”

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Ok. Jamie moyer had a bad season. He is going to do much better in 2005. I don't know much about the other starters. I think mad is going to do much better in 2005. Beltre and Sexson are going to have monster seasons and boone will be the third musketeer. To answer your last question I just have a feeling....

Welcome. You like to dig up old posts.... Don't go to old though.

Ted williams no contest.

This is the stupidest thing i've evar heard of.

Did anybody hear about the bomb threat at the palace?

he was ok. I always liked him because he signed an autograph for me at a game. He hits a lot of home runs.

dinner with the sox. what could be better?

Why do you post on this site?

Bc is out.

I have to admit I am a sort of a bandwagoner. I used to watch the celtics, but when twon was gone it went downward, so i stopped, but I still looked for highlights. And lately I've become more interested. So what arrest me.

It was the bobcats what do you expect. I feel a little excited so I'm watching more.

Welcome back Gary Payton http://hoopshype.com/rumors.htm

florida people..... :dunno:

I didn't think there would be any home runs since the wind was blowing in hard. That was a line drive. Hit very hard.

When you say that I think of Ken griffey Jr....

No i really don't know how many did he miss?

How many games did miller miss last year.

For me it's wells. If his back holds out than he can be very dominating.

Delonte and twon had some great moves. In OT the celtics were great, if nash had been playing we would have been killed.

Good dog.