8/29 vs Dan Douchette & The Whorioles

[Brennan]

I'll get the goat nuts, we'll need some crayons for the pentagram and a signed picture of John Sterling and Suzyn Waldman.

[Thunder]

I'll get the goat nuts, we'll need some crayons for the pentagram and a signed picture of John Sterling and Suzyn Waldman.

 

Make sure the picture is of the Sterling Shake.

[Brennan]

Has to be... It will help if Michael Kay can take time off from eating babies and conduct the ceremony.

[Brennan]

These are available as sig lines at no charge by the way.

[BigPapi]

Can we try a newbie game thread tommorrow?

[Brennan]

I don't know man BTR mojo is the shiznit right now.

[Station 13]

Well, sacrifice or not, I'm going to bed. Wake me at 12 AM if I am to be sacrificed. My phone number is....

 

We're coming for your soul. Be prepared.

[BigPapi]

I don't know man BTR mojo is the shiznit right now.

 

True, true.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Sorry I couldn't be here to liven things up, I just spent the past three hours listening to the bastard spawn of Tim McCarver and John McEnroe babble about f***-knows-what. God I hope that textbook is useful because I will not learn jack s*** from this guy.

[Station 13]

“I don’t really think it was a bad outing,” Lester said. “Obviously a loss is a loss, but when it was said and done, I don’t think it was a negative outing."

 

Ok Lester, your next task is to tame the Tigers.