7/20 @ Rangers: A Gallimaufry of Stupidity

[schillingouttheks]

Should be a good game. Win it.

 

Game Info:

Date: Monday, July 20th, 2009

Teams: Boston Red Sox (55-36) @ Texas Rangers (49-41)

First Pitch: 8:05pm EST

Venue: Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Arlington, Texas

TV: NESN

Starting Pitchers:

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/.e1d/img/4.0/global/baseball/mlb/players/4232.jpghttp://bellsouthpwp.net/c/h/chinigor/TALKSOX/VS.GIFhttp://i.cdn.turner.com/si/.e1d/img/4.0/global/baseball/mlb/players/5848.jpg

 

http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/mlb/images/team_logos/50x50/bos.gif#29 John Smoltz (1-2, 5.40)

http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/mlb/images/team_logos/50x50/tex.gif#33 Kevin Millwood (8-7, 3.46)

 

Mojo of the day:

How many innings of baseball do we play? How many wins do we not want Kevin Millwood to have at the end of the night? Which is my favorite flavor of Magic Hat?

 

http://businessclassnyc.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/magichat.jpghttp://villagefarmgrocery.com/images/beer_magichat_9_12oz_6pk.jpg

 

MAGIC HAT #9!!!

[The_Destroyah]

looking forward to seein Smoltz again hope he wows everyone, I was really pleased with his last starts so hopefully he does well against this offense heavy team.

[BoSox21]

dont have the full lineup quite yet but Ellsbury is leading off

[VA Sox Fan]

Red Sox

1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF

2. Dustin Pedroia, 2B

3. Kevin Youkilis, 1B

4. David Ortiz, DH

5. Jason Bay, LF

6. J.D. Drew, RF

7. Mike Lowell, 3B

8. Jason Varitek, C

9. Jed Lowrie, SS

-- John Smoltz RHP

 

Pitch well Smoltz!! WIN!!!!

[Dutchy]

Hopefully the change in the batting order will wake up this lethargic offense.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Mojo of the day:

Coming.

 

Who shall do the honors?

[Dipre]

That is the most productive lineup the Red Sox can trot out there.

[Dutchy]

That is the most productive lineup the Red Sox can trot out there.

 

Who's that in your avatar?

[Dipre]

Who's that in your avatar?

 

It's a photoshop of The Rock from Walking Tall with JD Drew's face.

 

It's great because the Photoshop is so bad and his arms look like fell asleep at the beach with a shadow over his face while the rest of his body tanned.

[WhiskeyBreath]

It's time for Smoltz to become more than a 5 inning pitcher.

[Dutchy]

It's a photoshop of The Rock from Walking Tall with JD Drew's face.

 

It's great because the Photoshop is so bad and his arms look like fell asleep at the beach with a shadow over his face while the rest of his body tanned.

 

I figured it was a Red Sox player because of the hat, but there's no way to tell who it is

[Dipre]

I figured it was a Red Sox player because of the hat' date=' but there's no way to tell who it is [/quote']

 

It says so on the pic lol.

[BSN07]

Who shall do the honors?

 

Texas Rangers... Chuck Norris Mojo:dunno:

[Dutchy]

It's time for Smoltz to become more than a 5 inning pitcher.

 

I agree. We already have a 5 inning pitcher in Penny.

[Dutchy]

It says so on the pic lol.

 

Is that was the text is at the very top? There's no way anyone can read that.

 

Think of the old people...

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Texas Rangers... Chuck Norris Mojo:dunno:

Chuck Norris manjuice is going to help us win tonight?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Is that was the text is at the very top? There's no way anyone can read that.

 

Think of the old people...

I can read it. Fairly easily.

[Dutchy]

I can read it. Fairly easily.

 

That could mean only one of two things.

 

A. You are a robot.

B. Your computer's setting are different than mine.

[BSN07]

Chuck Norris manjuice is going to help us win tonight?

 

Sure, if we invoke Chuck Norris mojo to help us, The Texas Rangers are fooked.

[Dutchy]

God, do I hate Chuck Norris and all related jokes.

[BSN07]

God' date=' do I hate Chuck Norris and all related jokes.[/quote']

 

That's what makes it so good:D Can you imagine a nice 10 game winning streak, with Chuck Norris heading the way every night for a couple weeks?:lol:

[Spudboy]

Is that was the text is at the very top? There's no way anyone can read that.

 

Think of the old people...

 

 

I can read it and I'm more than twice your age.

 

Of course, I haven't been drinking high octane Canadian beer all day either.

[Dutchy]

I can read it and I'm more than twice your age.

 

Of course, I haven't been drinking high octane Canadian beer all day either.

 

I didn't want to mention any names...

 

My computer's settings must be strange, because I'm completely sober (is that redundant?). Anyone here know how to speak English?

[VA Sox Fan]

I didn't want to mention any names...

 

My computer's settings must be strange, because I'm completely sober (is that redundant?). Anyone here know how to speak English?

 

 

American English, yep (but some don't consider that REAL English )

[VA Sox Fan]

I can read it and I'm more than twice your age.

 

Of course, I haven't been drinking high octane Canadian beer all day either.

 

My oldness can read it too but he had to point out that it was on the poster...then I saw it.

[Dutchy]

"ARLINGTON, Texas _ Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon now has the flu bug that kept teammate Jacoby Ellsbury out of the lineup for two games in Toronto.

 

Papelbon doesn't look very good and has been vomiting. He's pale and said he feels horrible and didn't know if he will be available to pitch Monday night against the Rangers.

 

He took some meds and said he'll see how he feels at game time."

 

http://soxblog.projo.com/2009/07/papelbon-may-no.html

[Dutchy]

American English' date=' yep (but some don't consider that REAL English )[/quote']

 

I miss the good old days where you'd just spell words any way that made sense to you. Actually, I wouldn't mind communicating with cave paintings now that I think of it. I always liked finger painting.

[schillingouttheks]

Okay, I'm open to suggestions for the mojo. Any ideas?

[BSN07]

Okay' date=' I'm open to suggestions for the mojo. Any ideas?[/quote']

 

"No" on the Chuck Norris?

 

 

Sucks Papelbon has the flu. But it might be a nice night for Saito to get a save, wink wink...

[Spudboy]

I was for the Chuck Norris Mojo.

 

How about an Anti-George W. Bush Mojo?